[FM] Hello, beautiful.

I’ve had a bit of a dry spell for awhile and on a whim, decided to download and install a new, different online dating app. After several uninspiring conversations, I matched with Tiff (not her real name).

About me: I’m 31, decently built, healthy, 5’11”, and I work in technology.

Tiff was 35, worked in Sales & Marketing at a local business, had several hot photos, and her profile said she preferred a quiet night in over clubbing. Had I mentioned her photos were extremely attractive?

We made smalltalk for a little while, I mentioned that I’d recently been in her part of town having lunch (which is probably why we matched) and I told her how much I also preferred to have a quiet night at home instead of crazy partying. I tend to dislike dating apps in general, so I suggested we get drinks instead of texting back and forth. She agreed.

We did spend the next several days texting back and forth, and one night she was supposed to go out with her friends, she texted me: “Wanna go out tonight instead?”