During my junior year of college (appx. 3 years ago) I started exploring my attraction to women for the first time. I started dating women and lost my lesbian-v card not long after. Toward the end of junior year, I met a pre-med student named Jane.
Jane is a gorgeous blonde and the kind of girl most girls would love to hate because she’s so perfect in every way, but still actually love her because she’s so sweet. We matched on a dating app, and met up for dinner, where she tied a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. My first thought there was that I bet she’s good with her tongue. That would be an understatement.
We eventually turned into casual sex buddies, but this story predates that. Jane was not only an absolute goddess, but she was extremely sexual. One of the first questions she asked me about sex was whether I had ever squirted before.
I had watched enough porn to know what it was, but truthfully confessed that I had never squirted out.
“You mean peeing myself during sex?”