So, although I deleted the post, I want to give an update on my night. So I’m visiting a friend for the weekend and he has a GF. She is short, skinny, and hella cute. Long story short, even though I’m in the next room, the two of them were not discreet in their fucking. I heard most every word, kiss, thrust, and moan. Before you get your pitchforks, note the following: they didn’t even fully close the door, were clearly not trying to be quiet, and waited all of a minute or two after they went into the room. If they don’t know I’d hear then they’re idiots. If you guys want me to post more details, please let me know and I’ll gladly do so.