Author: UndineThrowaway

[mf] Handjob/fingering on the bus with the shy girl. [public]

I want to preface this story with a disclaimer to all the young people reading this. WHAT I DID HERE IS NOT WHAT GOOD PEOPLE DO. Do not take this as something to aspire to. This story is very real and at the time I didn’t think I was a shitty person but I realize now that I was.

On to the story – I’ll try to keep it short.

In the summer of 2004 I was 19 (freshman year of college over)and I was asked by my mother to “chaperone” on a church youth group trip. You read that right – this was a church thing. Mom was short a male chaperone and since she was the leader and I knew all the guys in the group she thought it was a good idea. It was a free trip for me so accepted. The worst part of this trip was going to be 20 hour coach bus ride down. Read more »

[MMF] Third wheel gets a blowjob. (long)

This story is from many moons ago. Back in 2003 the summer before I went to college. I am 90% sure all of the parties involved here were 18.

So my house growing up was something of a gathering spot for parties because my parents were rich and occasionally gone and we had a hot tub. I was fairly popular but I think I was kept around more for my house/connections than anything else.

It came to pass there was a party at my house while my parents were gone. There was maybe a dozen of us there. Most were getting tipsy but for some reason I don’t remember, all but 2 of them took off early that night. So at like 10pm it was just me, Ashley and Kyle. Ashley and Kyle were dating at the time. Kyle was definitely the Alpha (muscular jock) in the class and Ashley had a reputation for being very liberal with her affections (she was tall and thin with very nice tits for as thin as she was. She had dirty blond hair tied up in a loose bun that night). I don’t remember how long they had been dating (a few months?) at this time but everyone could assume they were fucking. Read more »

Pity Handjob gets interesting – M/F

Ok so this is not exactly "gonewild" but I will see if this sub likes this sort of thing. One thing it IS – is completely true.

First off, this is about me and my wife. We have been married for 7 years and we don't do anything worthy of "gonewildcouples" – We don't make tapes of ourselves; we don't watch porn together; I don't rail her in the ass. So the below story was something unexpected. My wife, Abby, is a blue eyed brunette with some highlights, not petite or small. She is athletically built – I often refer to her as a B cup body with C cup breasts.

STORY:

So this happened about a month ago when I was having a random case of Epididymitis – if anyone knows what it is you know its a pain in the balls – literally. Its a blockage in your testicles. It makes your ball or balls ache and very very sensitive. The best way to get rid of it is to…. well clean the pipes. Usually when I get it I just rub one out, but my wife is aware that I get this (maybe once every few months). On occasion I can convince her to jerk me off or have a quickie to relieve the pain. Read more »