Author: uncutghost0

The thick, horny girl at work helps [M]e out

The girl who introduced me to the naughtier side of reddit was a coworker of mine at my last job. Before her, I only hopped on Reddit to find fellow gamers. Anyway, she was like me in that she was Latin but pretty whitewashed. She was sweet and had a pretty face, but she was definitely not petite. She had to be 5’2” and she was THICK. Kinda skinny legs, but the rest of her was not. And because of that, guys at that place didn’t really notice her. But I certainly noticed her smile, low cut shirts and ample cleavage.
She was always very nice to me. Anyway, one day, she randomly stopped by my desk (she never did that) and attempted small talk… asking how things were and whatnot. And that was that. Then a short time after she walked away, she sent me a text saying she’s always such a chicken around me.

That quickly led to flirting which quickly led to requests for a dick pic that night while I was sitting at home and high AF. She got one. She loved my cock. It’s a close to 7 inches long and uncircumcised. We also discovered we were both major potheads. She knew I was married, but apparently became bold after I complained about my wife once. That was the only opening she needed, I guess. And coincidentally, this was happening while things at home were far from perfect. Read more »

[MF] Handjob from a former coworker with a hurricane on the way

The next year after dating the crazy coworker, I went through my first hurricane… and I got a handjob from a former coworker with Irma just 2 days away.

A month or so prior, I decided to be bold on her birthday. We weren’t close and hadn’t really talked much during our time was coworkers… so of course we didn’t maintain much contact after she quit. But I would “jokingly” hit on her once in awhile while my wife and I were separated. Anyway, for her birthday, I “joked” that I was obliged to send her a dick pic as a gift. Instead of just immediately blocking me, she welcomed the pic and told what she’d do to all 7 inches. We ended up exchanging pics all night. My former coworker was 9 years older than me, but you wouldn’t have known it from the dimly lit full body nude she sent me right off the bat. The picture still drives me crazy… and yes, I still jack off to that too. She was on her back with her legs bent over the edge of the bed. Her big tits looked incredible. I wanted to jump into that image and mount her. Closeups of her tits and pretty MILF pussy followed. Read more »

[M]e hooking up with the boss’ hot [F] assistant

A few months into this wild period while my wife and I were separated, a coworker randomly told me to stay away from the hot, half-Korean half-white girl who was our general manager’s assistant. She worked one floor up from me and would ALWAYS wear really tall high heels and tight outfits. She seemed really well put together as she’d strut around the building. So of course this opening was all I needed. And being a pothead, I happened to be looking for a new plug at the time… and a new connection happened to be around the corner from her place. She didn’t smoke, but I mentioned the plug to her and she suggested I stop by the next time I was in the neighborhood. The next Saturday, I came over and we opened some wine. Her neighbors came over and I was cool with it. I worked with him too and he brought his awesome pot. We sat in her backyard and I happily smoked and drank and could not keep my eyes off her sexy ass lips… and her killer legs. They were long, tan and toned from years of wearing high heels. After hours of hanging out, the neighbors left and I asked if I could crash there because I was trashed. She smiled and said yes. When we went inside and closed the door, I said, “Would you like to makeout before we go to bed?” Read more »

[M]eeting a horny mom I met online in a grocery store parking lot

Shortly after moving to Miami, my wife and I separated for a short time. We had briefly discussed sharing our sex life with the World Wide Web and doing porn… but, uh, filed for divorce instead. It was a confusing year to say the least. I was suddenly single in a very horny town and went nuts… banging every chick I could. There was a Russian chef and a Jamaican mom from Tinder (but I liked them so as a gentleman, I won’t tell you that one squirted all over my bed and the other was the best sex of my life). There were also strippers and coworkers. But first there was a horny Latin woman in her 40s whom I met on an adult friend finder type website. Read more »

Hooking up with [F] coworkers at [M]y last job

Shortly after moving to Miami, my wife and I separated for a short time. I was suddenly single in a very horny town and went nuts… banging every chick I could. There was a Russian chef with big perfect tits, a Jamaican mom from Tinder who was incredible in bed, a horny married Latina in her 40s (I still jack off to the video of her sucking my cock in her SUV after we smoked a bowl) and a few strippers.

A few months into this wild period, a coworker randomly told me to stay away from the hot, half-Korean half-white girl who was our GM’s assistant. She worked one floor up from me and would ALWAYS wear really tall high heels and tight outfits. She seemed really well put together as she’d strut around the building. So of course this opening was all I needed. I happened to be looking for a new weed guy at the time… and a new connection happened to be around the corner from her place. She didn’t smoke, but I mentioned the weed guy to her and she suggested I stop by the next time I was in the neighborhood. The next Saturday, I came over and we opened some wine. Her neighbors came over and I was cool with it. I worked with him too and he brought his awesome weed. We sat in her backyard and I happily smoked and drank and could not keep my eyes off her sexy ass lips… and her killer legs. They were long, tan and toned from years of wearing high heels. After hours of hanging out, the neighbors left and I asked if I could crash there because I was trashed. She smiled and said yes. When we went inside and closed the door, I said, “Would you like to makeout before we go to bed?” Read more »

[M] Hooking up with the general manager’s [F] assistant

At my last job… while separated from my wife and more than a year before that other girl sucked my cock in a corner… there was a hot, half-Korean half-white girl who was our general manager’s assistant. She worked one floor up from me and would ALWAYS wear really tall high heels and tight outfits. She seemed really well put together as she’d strut around the building. Long story short, I got it in my head that I should shoot my shot. I happened to be looking for a new weed guy at the time… and a new connection happened to be around the corner from her place. She didn’t smoke, but I mentioned the weed guy to her and she suggested I stop by the next time I was in the neighborhood. The next Saturday, I came over and we opened some wine. Her neighbors came over and I was cool with it. I worked with him too and he brought his awesome weed. We sat in her backyard and I happily smoked and drank and could not keep my eyes off her sexy ass lips… and her killer legs. They were long, tan and toned from years of wearing high heels. After hours of hanging out, the neighbors left and I asked if I could crash there because I was trashed. She smiled and said yes. When we went inside and closed the door, I said, “Would you like to makeout before we go to bed?” Read more »

The horny girl at work helps out a [M]arried guy

The girl who introduced me to the naughtier side of reddit was a coworker of mine at my last job. Before her, I only occasionally hopped on Reddit and that was just to find fellow gamers. Anyway, she was like me in that she was Latin but pretty whitewashed. She was sweet and had a pretty face, but she was definitely not petite. She was 5’2” and she was THICK. Kinda skinny legs, but the rest of her was not. And because of that, guys at that place didn’t really notice her. But I certainly noticed her smile, low cut shirts and ample cleavage.
She was always very nice to me. Anyway, one day, she randomly stopped by my desk (she never did that) and attempted small talk… asking how things were and whatnot. And that was that. Then a short time after she walked away, she sent me a text saying she’s always such a chicken around me. Read more »