I live in a small town in a southern state. Last December I found r/dirtyr4r and searched my state. Someone had posted over a year before saying she was from a town 30 minutes away from me. I dmed her. We talked. We moved to texting. She is 22, I am 35. She still lives with her parents and she has 2 kids, ages 5 and 3. She is also overweight. But she has a nice face. There was a lot of deal breakers there, plus we have little in common, so after talking for a few hours I told her I wasn’t really interested in pursuing a relationship with her. Then she said “how about just dnd?” I thought DND stood for Dungeons and Dragons. She explained it meant “dinner and dick.” She told me she would give me a blow job if I took her out to eat.