Curious what everyone will think of this, totally blew my mind. Pun intended.
About a year ago I got a text from a number I didn’t know. Obvious wrong number text, but I figured fuck it, I’ll play along and see what happens. For about 2 hours we go back and forth, by this time it’s turned into sexting, but without pictures. I’ve determined that it is in fact a female I’m talking to. I figure it’s getting time to end it and tell her she has the wrong number and send her on her way. She then asks, “so do you want one of my blowjobs you like so much?”. I respond “hell yeah I do, but btw, I’m not the person you meant to text. I’m actually a 38 year old guy in {town I live in}”. She’s all apologetic, I’m laughing my ass off and ask her if the blowjob offer is still on the table. She says yes, I totally don’t believe her. Hell, I don’t know her name or what she even looks like.