I sucked my brother-in-laws big cock over the holidays. [FM]

Hi y’all,

This past Christmas I sucked my brother-in-laws big cock on New Years Eve. My little sister, who is literally little at 5’1” compared to me at 5’10”, married an old boyfriend of mine from way back in high school. It’s always been a bit weird that I dated him for a couple of months before we broke up, I cheated on him, and many years later he’s dating my sister who is 6 yrs younger than I am. They eventually got married and have had 3 kids.

I fondly remember from high school we fucked non-stop and he had an amazing 8” thick cock that at the time was the biggest cock I’d ever seen, sucked or fucked. I loved it. I always wonder how my little sister could handle it but it sounds like she does just fine.

Uber driving slut mom treats Vegas loser [FM]

Hey y’all,

Crazy week. I found out from my husband that he’s going to take a job supporting an Air National Guard unit out of Travis AFB in Northern California. We’re going down over Thanksgiving to find a home to rent and then move and be living there right after the new year.  I was really starting to enjoy living in Seattle so this is yet another big change and I’m honestly stressed with the change. That said it does look like a lovely place between Napa, San Fran and Sacramento.

To take my mind off it I wanted to get out and drive for Uber and have any fun that may come from it. When I’m really looking for fun it normally doesnt take long to find some. I’ve been spending a bit of time driving out of Paine Field as most people are at least driving around a $50 worth of distance and seem to react well in tips to my revealing manner of dress and flirtation, even if I don’t blow them haha.

Uber BBC [FM]

Hey y’all,

Sometimes I have an Uber driving adventure that makes want to rush home and tell everybody about it. That’s exactly what happened this afternoon. My kids were away with my husband at a Boy Scout outing and I decided to get a few hours of driving in to save up for Christmas.

I was in my regular routine of getting a coffee at Denny’s near SeaTac because it’s within the zone of where you can wait for Uber notifications. I received a notification that man named Isaac was waiting for me in the Uber pickup area of SeaTac airport. I drove my car up there and was immediately blown away with who was waiting on me. Isaac was a tall, strong looking black man in jeans and a sweater. Very sharp looking and his sweater showed off his chiseled frame. Isaac only had a small satchel and jumped in my back seat full of energy.

Uber Driving Slut enjoys a Paine Field pickup and ass fuck [FM]

Hey Y’all,

It’s been too long. It’s not that I haven’t been having naughty fun. It’s just that I haven’t been sharing it with you except maybe on my Twitter. But today I had some fun I just had to share. It was the nasty, naughty type of fun that I love!

Since moving up to Kirkland, WA I’ve started to pick up people from Paine Field a bit, as a way to get longer Uber rides. Most people are going to places like Kirkland and Bellevue so it makes for nice long rides as well as great tips.

Today was no different. I spent a bit of the day traveling back and forth to Paine Field in Everett. This afternoon I pickup a very handsome guy, tan, muscular looking, and a bit drunk from his flight back from Vegas. I was wearing an above the knee skirt and showing a little cleavage from a push up bra I had on. As soon as he got in my car he was very chatty and I laughed at all his jokes. He got to asking me about why I Uber and if guys hit on me because as he put it, “You’re a good looking women.”

Uber Slut and the young Seahawks fans [Group]

Hi Y’all,

I was back at it this past weekend driving Uber and giving rides to and from the Seahawks game. After the game on Sunday I saw through the Uber driver app that someone wanted to be picked up from outside the stadium. The app showed the picture of an older Women and decided it looked like something I’d grab, take home and then go home myself. I had that wrong, very wrong.

It turned out to be two young looking guys. When I asked where Sydney was the one guy said oh that’s my ahh girlfriend and she ordered this Uber for us. Hmm it didn’t feel right. I suspected it was probably his Mom but still why would he lie. The Uber app showed them needing a ride near the Univ of Washington.

As we drove over I could hear one guy whispering to the other, “Yeah ask her”, “Yeah I think it might be”.

So out it came, “Hey are you Jen Dvorak?”

OMG there it was, recognized again. It appears the Uber driving blonde looking Mom in Seattle has a total reputation/legacy. Like spotting BigFoot or something. At least with horny guys. I turned around to face them and ask if I was would that be a bad or good thing?

Uber Driving Reach Back Hand-job [FM]

Hi Y’all,

A story of a very exciting adventure I had just this morning as I was driving for Uber. I was wearing a sundress that went to just above my knees, had shoulder straps and showing plenty of cleavage from my wonder-bra. I also had on sandals and an anklet on my right leg (with a small BBC charm on it) and no panties. I was ready for some fun if any presented itself or at least some good tips from those who enjoyed such an open display of sexuality.

I’d been sitting outside the Denny’s right by SeaTac Airport waiting to be notified about an Uber pickup. I got the word that Dan needed a ride. I quickly (yet safely) drove to the third floor ride sharing pick up area in the parking garage at SeaTac and there was Dan waiting for me. I got out and helped him put his junk in my trunk (I couldn’t resist) and could tell Dan was checking me out the whole time I was helping him. He jumped in my Honda Accord Hybrid and right away complimented my car, how clean it was, how good it smelled (I was wearing a small spray of Kate Spade In Full Bloom Eau de Parfum as it smells like roses I love), and wow a female driver. I could already tell he was a bold guy and could smell the alcohol on his breath from what I assumed was a bunch of cocktails on his flight (first class maybe?). I turned to look at him with a smile and in the split second our eyes met, his immediately went to my cleavage and said, “Wow look at you”. He didn’t break from looking at my tits and smiling until I turned around.

Another Uber Blow [FM]

Hi Y’all,

Well I’m back at it. Driving as much as I can for Uber and frankly giving as many handjobs and blowjobs as I can to guys I think are interested. I’ve even gotten a bit bold in asking some guys, who flirt even the slightest, if they’d be interested in a little back seat fun.

The most recent adventure was today and with a guy who was a pilot. As soon as I picked him up from the 3rd floor parking area/ride-share pick-up area he was flirting with me right away asking if I enjoyed driving for Uber, if I had any wild stories, and if guys flirted with me much. I broke right to the chase telling him I loved guys flirting and sometimes would have some fun with them if they are interested. That’s when he asked if I was the notorious Uber driving slut he’d heard about from other pilots but figured I was like bigfoot and just a legend or at least never encountered. I confirm with a big smile that I was and before I knew it was trying to figure out a spot to pull over for some backseat fun. He told me about a great place to pull off near a trailhead for the Black River Riparian Forest nearby where he lived in Renton. Minutes later were pulling up and I was sliding into the back seat to a big welcoming kiss and hug. It felt amazing and very comforting.

From Uber driving backseat slut to Seafare gang bang… what a great weekend [group]

Hi Y’all,

Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written about any of my Uber driving adventures. Truth is I got into a pretty bad accident while between rides and my car was totaled. Some guy had a diabetic episode while driving down the freeway and literally took a left hand, 90 degree turn, across two lanes of interstate, at 70 mph, and crashed into my car. It was pretty awful and while I wasn’t seriously injured I did crack a rib from the airbag deploying and seat-belt pressing into me. Luckily the safety systems on my Honda worked and I’m so thankful for that. Because of all this I took some time off to recover.

Being a very broke mom I got back out this past week and started driving again with my new Honda. I’ll admit I wasn’t excited about driving all day again but did find some nice people to talk to about the accident and all were very supportive. Especially one guy who got very flirty and I ended up giving a hand-job and blowjob to in the back seat at his hotel parking lot. The thrill of that has me very excited to work again.

July 4th Uber Bang [FM]

Hi Y’all,

Last night I had some fun seeing the fireworks show in Kirkland with my family and then went home and thought I’d go to bed. As I lay in bed with my husband, who was a bit drunk, I told him all the details of my exciting fun with the guy I blew by the water tower. My husband jerked his little dick to my story as I rubbed his chest and in under a minute had cum all over himself and was asleep in the next minute.

I on the other hand was now very horny and honestly frustrated. I decided to go out and turn on my Uber app to make some money but also perhaps find a guy who could give me what I needed. I drove to downtown Kirkland and worked for about an hour giving different couples rides home. I was soon in the Juanita Beach area and picking up a nice looking guy who was a bit drunk but very flirtatious.

[FM] RAOB Success Blowjob at Mark Twain Park

Hi Y’all,

My husband had taken the kids out for breakfast and I was honestly horny as hell and looking for a very quick adventure nearby. While I try to keep my slutty ways a secret from my neighbors I have a fantasy that some of the dads know who I am and are interested in sneaking away as well for a quick dick sucking in the park or a fuck in my garage.

I posted a picture of myself on my Reddit profile, face and all and then placed an ad on the Reddit Random Acts of Blowjob (ROAB) sub. It seems there are a ton of guys interested in a no strings cock sucking from a horny mom, who knew! Within a minute I had a very interested guy who told me he was just a mile away at the Kirkland Costco and would love to meet me at Mark Twain park to get his cock sucked. He sounded perfect and he even sent a picture of his big veiny cock he had on Imgur.