Author: Uaeladen

I was home alone, working on the renovations on the house. A project that has been ongoing for almost 6 months. And thank god, this is nearing the end because it has been nightmarish at times. But anyway, my wife was out at the store getting some things for dinner. She had mentioned she would be bringing by a friend tonight. Nothing out of the ordinary on a weekend night.

I was in the kitchen making some marks on the concrete floor with some chalk, playing with some ideas on where to place new cabinets, remove old ones, island or no island, shift appliances around maybe. Just to get a layout visible and figure out what would be efficient yet look good and flow well at the same time.

They arrive and I was bent over on my hands and knees drawing a final idea out when I hear my wife say “There is nothing sexier than a man that can do things.” I then hear her friend Lex “Mmm hmm.” Read more »

I have a story about how a friend of my now wife’s youngest sister used me to get over her ex or revenge sex. Which one I am still unsure. Our relationship at that time was more open and I told her the events of the night before with this girl. I guess she hasn’t forgotten 8 years later.

Laura’s family had another get together and this time we had gotten a hotel. Since all of her sisters are either married or dating there wasn’t any room at the house and since I am able to get hotel rooms for free I offered to be the odd couple out. Drinks were flowing every night, food was good and conversation was good as well. We all picked on Jenny’s (the youngest of the four girls) boyfriend because of his insistence on being fake.

On the third to the last night Jenny’s friend arrived. The same one from the story. When she saw me she smiled. My wife immediately noticed, I did not see this however. I was busy plotting with Steve (who is married to the 2nd youngest) and Christie (Laura’s older sister) a way to fuck with Jenny’s boyfriend. A few hours later I notice my wife talking with Jenny’s friend. Read more »

Our friend Alan comes down from up north to visit us once a year, sometimes every other year. We met online while playing video games. Alan is married to this girl that lets just say not that much of a looker and can be at times super unreasonable. They have been rocky for about a year and he came down for his usual visit. Now she believes whole heartedly that he has some side chick where we live but in all honestly, all he does when he is here is eat seafood because it is almost impossible to get fresh where he lives. And play video games.

About 5 years ago our son was about 1 when he visited that year. My wife being her “dont give a shit” self pulled her tit out because our son was hungry and Alan’s eyes popped out when he saw her tit and immediately looked away. My wife nodded at me to look at Alen and he had a huge bulge in his pants. We later joked about it for years. Mostly because how super gentlemanly he is and his wife has no reason to be so insecure. Read more »

Many years ago we went to visit my wife’s family when we were still dating. We had an open relationship at the time with almost no rules.

I was about 34 at the time and my wife’s youngest sister, lets call her Jenny, who had just started college a week earlier had her friends over. Given where we were at, hispanic guys were very rare in that area and i noticed one of her friends was staring at me a lot. I acted like i didn’t notice because it was borderline creepy.

That night i slept in Jenny’s room since we were not married yet we had to be in separate rooms. I am a very light sleeper, the A/C kicking on and the pressure change in the room is enough to wake me. The door opens and i first think it is my wife sneaking in for some but instead i am greeted by Jenny’s friend.

At first i was kinda freaked out, given how she was looking at me all night i was unsure wether i was going to like what was about to happen, or i was about to get stabbed or some shit. She gets on top of me and starts kissing my neck and biting my ear and tells me she wants me to use her. Read more »