Author: twonumbercucumber

“Portal’s glory hole”

Sally O’Malley, AKA, Portal is a superhero with the ability to open portals. She usually uses this power to get to crime scenes quickly and then send the criminals to jail cells using her portals but she also has a side hussle called “Portal’s glory hole”. What she does is, she opens a small portal, big enough to fit a dick through and depending on what her client wants, she charges for her services.

**Price List**

Handjob – $2000

Blowjob (10 minutes) – 3000

Vaginal Sex (15 minutes) – $4000

Anal Sex (5 minutes) – $4500

**Terms of Service**

Payment must be submitted BEFORE the service

NO REFUNDS

I have a right to refuse anyone

CONDOMS MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES for vaginal and anal sex. Removal of the condom will result in your dick being cut off when I close the portal.

Lube must be used for anal

I DO NOT SWALLOW

**Slogan**

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LesbiAnal Loophole

**Fiction**

A few years back, when I was around 19 I dated a girl, let’s call her Katie. She was a weird girl with even weirder parents. She was raised to believe that other than herself, the only person allowed to touch her vagina was a man. Not a husband, just a man. Any man as long as it was consensual. The twist, this girl was a lesbian but god did she stick to her beleifs.

I met Katie on Tinder. After a few days of messaging we decided to go on a date. She was nice, but as I mentioned earlier, really weird. Back then I was struggling to find a girlfriend and although this girl was weird, she was really nice and I thought “why not”. We went on more dates and after a few months we made it official. Read more »