Author: TroublemakerDick

I’m pretty sure my [M] cousin [F] wants to have sex with me….. [UPDATE]

Ok everyone. So I know this update has been much awaited. Believe me, I got every single one of your messages. For the past month, I’ve gotten anywhere from two to twenty messages *a week* asking me for an update. And now some of you are saying you’ve been checking back every day for an update. I love that y’all are invested in this as much as I am, but at this point, it feels like nothing can live up to your expectations and anticipation. So I hope you’re satisfied with the newest development in my pursuit to fuck my cousin…..
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There’s a reason I haven’t posted anything in a while. It’s because there’s been literally nothing to update you on. Not even a text conversation. And I mean none. We stopped speaking for a few weeks. After that phone conversation where she basically told me she wants to fuck me (in so many words, anyway), we just didn’t talk for a while. It’s not something we agreed on, it was just something that happened; she didn’t text me, I didn’t text her. I very badly *wanted* to text her, but I wasn’t gonna push anything she didn’t want. I kind of already did push a little in the phone convo by giving her an ultimatum. I guess feeling guilty about that is what kept me from texting her. Read more »

I’m pretty sure my [M] cousin [F] wants to have sex with me…..

^It ^was ^suggested ^that ^I ^post ^this ^here, ^so ^here ^goes…
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I’m just gonna come right out and say it: my cousin is hot. Like, really super freaking hot. Is that a weird thing to say? Probably, but come on… we all have a hot cousin, don’t we? We shouldn’t be attracted to them because they’re our blood relatives, but we can’t help it. I can’t be the only one with that cousin. Right? And it’s not like we actually want to do anything sexual with them, we just find them attractive. Or at least, that’s *usually* the case. That’s how it was for me up until recently, anyway.

I’m here for advice, because this is a serious problem for me right now, and I don’t know who else to talk to. As you read, you’ll see why. But first you’ll need a little backstory first, so I can get proper advice…..

I always found my cousin Jill hot. Ever since I was old enough to think such things. She’s petite, yet curvy in all of the right places (big boobs, big butt). She’s short, she’s fit, she has beautiful brown hair and hazel eyes, perfectly full lips, a gorgeous smile… Really just one of the hottest women I’ve ever known. And I know that’s weird to feel that way about a blood relative, but I can’t help it. We don’t control who we’re attracted to. Read more »