I got horny at work and needed to write. Lmk what you think!
“See you guys Monday” Kylie said as she was leaving the office.
“Thank God she’s gone, I can’t stand listening to her bitch about her crazy nights out anymore. She’s still out having fun on her own accord. Stop bitching!” You exclaim, not intending it to leave your head. “Oops, shouldn’t have said that”.
“No, you’re fine! I was thinking the same thing!” I agreed.
“She really doesn’t understand how lucky she is without all of the responsibilities”.
“Speaking of which, I was thinking about getting a drink after work, wanna join?” You ask me, knowing I still have an hours worth of work before heading home.
“I wish, but I’ve gotta get this stuff done before I go”
You pause to think, and say “I’ll be back soon”. About 20 minutes later, you come back with a couple of six-packs in your hands. You put one on my desk and say “if you can’t come drink, I’ll just bring the drink to you”.