[M]y latest, and [f]astest, tinder hook-up

I was recently in Australia for work and landed in a new city I’ve never been to before. When I arrived, I jumped on tinder to make sure it had my location but didn’t start swiping right away. I’d landed at 9pm in a city of about 400,000 people. Ive found this to be a great size city for tinder. Lots of good options, but no so many that women keep swiping forever.

Around 10pm I checked into the hotel and quickly undressed and crawled into bed. I’m not going to lie, hotels usually make me horny, so it wasn’t more than 10 seconds before my hard cock was in my hand as I started swiping. I quickly matched with 3 women, and to my delight one of them was quick to reply.

We started chatting very politely, but she gave a couple signals that she was horny too, so the conversation quickly turned more sexual. We chatted about favourite positions and who we liked being in control. We talked about kissing, and orgasms. She then asked me what I would do if I was there, and I started to go into detail about how I would kiss down her body, make her cum with my tongue, and then stand in front of her as she took off my pants. She asked me to keep going, and I told her I’d rather show her what I would do rather than describe it. There was a long pause, and then she ask if I wanted to come over.

[MF]. My 26 year old hot FWB, oral on her only.

A few years ago I met a younger woman (I’m 44 now, was 41 at the time) at a bar. We chatted for half and hour and hit it off, and exchanged numbers. The next time I was in town I texted her, and she sounded excited to hear from me, but we were never able to meet up. After trying a few times, I gave up and assumed she wasn’t interested.

A year later we happened to meet again, on her birthday, and we ended up fucking that night, then every other time I was in town. She was hot, and we had great sex. I wanted to make sure she was satisfied so that she wouldn’t find a BF and have no need for her hot, older FWB.

About 3 weeks after we started fucking I was driving back to my hotel from work. She lived just a few blocks from my hotel. I called her and asked what she was doing, and she said she was just getting ready to go meet her girlfriends for happy hour.

“What time are you meeting them?” I asked.

[MF] bar and car hook up

A few years ago I was just starting I wild phase of my life. This night was the beginning.

I had connected with a woman on POF and we had chatted on the app for a while. Things quickly turned to sex chat and she let me know that she thought I was very sexy looking. The other thing I learned was that she loved to check out guys bulges.

We arranged to go for drinks a few nights later. When she arrived, I was impressed. She was a slightly older woman, maybe about 48, and I was 41 at the time, but she kept in great shape. We had a drink and made polite conversation. As we ordered our second drinks, conversation started to get sexier. We talked about things like exhibitionism, cumshaws, and hair pulling. It was obvious we were hitting it off.

She said that she doesn’t fuck guys the first time she meets them, but that she would be around tomorrow. I told her I respected that and would love to see her again. She said she would likely go home for lunch around noon, and if I wanted I could meet her there for an hour. I joked with her “you must like me”. She smiled, “I do, and I’m curious about something”, letting her gaze drop to the bulge in my pants.

[M]y stripping [FFF]antasy

I’ve had this fantasy for a number of years ago.

On a couple of occasions it has been discussed with FWB and they loved the idea and were willing to try to make it happen with friends of theirs. Basically, I want to be the entertainment for a group of drunk women, stripping (as best a cute middle age man with no real moves can strip) for them, and teasing them.

The first friend I suggested this to said that she could host it at her store and probably get 40 middle age women to attend. It was in a wealthy area of town, and she said she would have them good and drunk by the time I got there. I ran down my idea for my routine, that I would start by going around to the women, playfully running their hands all over my body over top of my clothes, and just having a good time. Then I would find one of the more enthusiastic women there and stand her up and take her hands and motion for her to take off my shirt. Once bare chested I would run her hands over my chest, and down over my ass. Then start to move to other women and doing the same kind of thing.

[MF] Another HOTWIFE experience

A few years ago I met a couple online in a city I visited regularly for work. He and I chatted to start, then she joined in. He was excited to share his wife with a man who’s sole purpose would be to give her sexual satisfaction. Just a fuck toy really, with a big cock.

The next time that I was in town, he agreed to let her come meet me at a bar, and possibly more. She looked great, nice flat stomach, but with some womanly curves. She had told me that she had a fantasy of getting fingered by a stranger at a bar, and I noticed she was wearing a shorter skirt. Interesting.

We sat at the bar, with no one else on our side. We chatted, flirted a little, then started to get more touchy. I noticed her phone buzz and saw “hubby” on her screen. She smiled and just said he would be checking in to see if she was happy.

“Are you happy?” I asked.

“Very” she said, looking down at the bulge that had been present in my pants since I sat down.

[MF] Melbourne AUS, they wouldn’t let me post this on Random Acts of Muff Dive, but it fits here

I’ll be honest. If you are fit and attractive, I WANT to go down on you. As in, I LOVE going down on women with nice stomachs. Let me illustrate my point…
A year ago, I was out of town for work (as I am now). I met two women in a bar, and flirted with them for several hours. We were having a great time. It was pretty clear which one I was attracted to, and as the night went on it became clear she was into me too. I drove them back to their hotel and politely walked them to their floor. The other one said her goodbye and my new friend opened her door and invited me in.
Within minutes we were making out. Slowly clothes started coming off. I started to go down on her. This was about 2:30am. We alternated between me licking her beautiful pussy, and making out when she was coming down from an orgasm. We did that until I left at 5:30am. Don’t get me wrong, I was naked too, and I wanted really badly to fuck her, but that night was about her. After about 30min I just made it my goal to give her a story that she would be able to brag to her friends about forever. The night a hot guy from the bar went down on her for almost 3 hours. I KNOW she came 5 times, but there were other little ones that I couldn’t tell if she came or not. She said that was her record.
I’d love to do the same for you.
I’m from Canada, so as of Wednesday you’ll never have to worry about running into me again. I’m a nice guy that enjoys chatting and going for a drink. I’m good looking, and in good shape. And if you want to look at (or maybe even hold onto) a nice cock, well, I’ve got 8 inches there too.
You deserve to have a night where its all about you. Where a hot stranger just takes control and gets you off over and over.
Staying in a nice Airbnb on Collins Street. Lets make it happen. DM me for pics.

[MF] Taking control

I’m a nice guy. To a fault actually, I’m probably too nice in some setting. Especially in my teen years, I was trying to fuck girls by being the nice guy. But girls down’t want to fuck the nice guy. They want to talk to the nice guy about the guy they do want to fuck.

I didn’t figure that out until I was about 25. I travel a lot for work (you’ll notice a lot of my stories happen on the road), and on one occasion I connected with a woman on tinder. She was in town for a couple of days and made it pretty clear that while she was away she liked to have hot hotel sex with hot guys.

We met at a bar and had a drink with her and her friend (unfortunately her friend was about to get married. If you know me you know I offered to strip for her, but she didn’t go for it). Her friend knew what was up, and once she saw I was cute and not a total dirt bag, she was actually quite supportive of me banging her friend.

[MF] Tinder hook up

When I matched with Rachel on Tinder, she was cute, but I didn’t think she was crazy hot or anything. Its funny how perceptions can change.

We talked for a little while on the app, and seemed to be on the same page. Looking for a friend with benefits to hang out with, go for drinks or go dancing with, and hopefully have mind-blowing sex with.

We met at a local pickup spot. She was sitting at the bar when I arrived, dressed in a little dress and with her curly hair down. We hugged, and smiled at each other, then started those awkward first minutes of conversation with a new potential hook up. We were into each other pretty quickly, that much was obvious. Quickly touching each others arms and legs, checking each other out, letting the other check us out, and just generally having a flirty good time.

When she got up to go to the restroom I got my first look at her ass. She was a petite girl, with a nice flat stomach, but somehow had a great round ass too. I love petite women with nice stomachs. Give them a bubble butt too and I’m putty in their hands.

[MF] my hotel bar pickup

I was out of town for work (I travel a lot) and was planning to go out for dinner by myself since I didn’t really know anyone. As I got down to the hotel lobby, I saw how hard it was raining. Looks like I was staying at the hotel bar for dinner.

I sat down at the bar , two stools down from an attractive woman that was chatting with the female bartender (she looked a little like Sandra Bullock). I minded my own business for 10min until one of them said something that made me laugh. We started chatting, and I asked “Sandra” if she had plans that night. It was only about 7pm, so when she said she didn’t I suggested that we meet in the lobby at 10:30 and go on our own pub crawl. The rules would be that we would have one drink at a few different spots within walking distance of the hotel. She agreed, saying that sounded fun.

the hottest sex I’ve had [MF]

I’m not sure how this story will turn out, as there really isn’t anything special about the sex.

I had a FWB that I had amazing sexual chemistry with. We both enjoyed the same parts of sex and were turned on by each other. She had a fit, petite body but a nice round ass. Just thinking about her ass now makes me hard. She loved my cock. I’m 7.5-8 inches, with a big head and a downward curve. Not the biggest, but big for her.

We had sex several times the night before and both feel asleep naked. I woke up in the morning and saw her laying naked, her breasts uncovered. She looked at me. Without saying anything, I crawled on top of her, her spreading her legs for me. We started to kiss and I could feel myself quickly getting hard. I reached down and grabbed my cock as she spread her legs wider. I slipped inside her and started to slowly fuck her. It wasn’t long before we started fucking hard in missionary. After just a couple of minutes we both came. We smiled at each other and said good morning.