[FM] I gave & received oral from a random stranger on a biking trail

For context and visualization, I am a female in my mid-20s, 5’7” tall, white, medium length hair, green eyes, athletic/proportionate body with slightly above average boobs and ass.

Yesterday I was getting my bike ride in. I cycle 5 days a week and have an couple of routes I take depending on how I feel. Yesterday, I took the longer one and part of the trail is wooded but in a residential area, between a bunch of houses and the freeway wall. Every time I ride through there, I get this naughty thought of getting frisky with a random stranger. I’ve seen a few guys on my rides that I wanted to approach but had no idea how to. Yesterday was a really hot day, so I decided to ride at 8:30pm, went on my ride as usual and stopped on a slab of concrete alongside the trail to drink water. As I was sitting there, a runner comes over and sits on the other end. I had my headphones in but still heard him say, “hot day, huh?”. I nodded, smiled, and said, “yeah, I’m all hot and bothered now”. He looked and me stunned for a second, then started laughing. The naughty thoughts immediately came back to my head. That’s the opportunity to do it! *alarm bells in my head*

[FM] I blew my way out of a speeding ticket (continued a year later)

I posted here a while ago about my (funny in retrospect) encounter. Yes, I wouldn’t have gotten a ticket for going 10 over the limit with a clean record. Yes, it was unnecessary. Yes, it was 100% fun and I would do it again.

Some asked about the zipper thingy. Yes, the zipper is kinda backwards because it was one of those jumpsuits and opposed to pants and shirt. I asked about it specifically. Still have no idea how women in those jumpsuits use the bathroom, though. Guess I don’t need to know anyway. And here is a picture I took to illustrate The Zipper: https://imgur.com/wtGzVJn (WARNING: dick included).

I reached out to him many months after he gave me his number. I thought, this was fun, why the hell not. Didn’t think he’d remember me or the fact that he gave me his digits. Well, he did remember and offered to come over that day later in the evening. I had a couple hours to get ready, so I took a bath, lit some candles, put a short night gown on, and turned background music on. He knocked on the door, I let him in. Fuck me, he’s even taller than I remember. His once-clean-cut face has a bit of scruff now and his piercing blue eyes are scanning me head to toe. “Well, we meet again Ms. (my name)”, his lips arched in a smirk. I leaned forward to kiss him. He smelled like a dash of cologne and fresh air.

[FM] I finally slept with my coworker after months of subtle flirting and innuendos

When I say coworkers, I don’t mean the guy that sits next to me all day every day at work. We are in the same company, which is large enough that we maybe get to be in the same place once a month. Anyway, this is the peak of several months of buildup and painful flirtation.

It all started when I made a phone call to his department and he picked up. I found his voice to be so sexy in a surprising way. A deep masculine voice but at the same time soft. I had no idea who he was or what he looked like, so after the call I searched the company directory and found him. He had a picture there and damn, he is handsome (even though we all know passport-like pics are rarely flattering). Over the next week, I tried to find reasons to call him. Eventually, I didn’t have to because he called. Every other morning, he would send me an email with random stuff like “How’s coffee on that side of the fence today?” Or “I’m thinking about camping this weekend, check this place out”. Mind you, we still hadn’t met in person yet. Two months ago, there was a large meeting and we both attended. He did look better in person, as anticipated. Wearing a light grey suit with a black dress shirt and a purple tie, hair neatly groomed and face clean shaven, he was a 10/10. I kept sneakily eyeing him during the meeting and I think he was doing the same. “So this is how we finally meet, huh?”, he said to me after the event. “I guess it is”, I replied. We smiled and parted ways.

[FM] I blew my way out of a speeding ticket (Part 2)

Initial post: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/c7wp1h/fm_i_blew_my_way_out_of_a_speeding_ticket/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

I got numerous messages after my first post and some people were encouraging me to contact him and arrange another meetup. Well, I did and the details are enclosed below. First off, before going into the NSFW stuff, I wanna say that I don’t give a shit about some of y’all ridiculous hate for police; this is not the place to express such views. If you are so bothered by law enforcement, please stop here and move on to other posts. Thank you.

[FM] I blew my way out of a speeding ticket

This happened 2 months ago and it still cracks me up when I think about what went through my mind that night as this sort of thing would be out of character for me. For context and visualization, I am a female in my mid-20s, 5’7” tall, white, medium length hair, athletic/proportionate body with slightly above average boobs. He is in his late 30s, white, at least 6’4”, muscular built.

Two months ago, I was driving back from a wedding at around 2am. The freeway was empty, speed limit was 60mph, and I was going 73 in the middle lane. Music was on, I was bored alone in the car and just wanted to get home faster. Literally 2 exists before my house, I see the red and blue lights behind me. “I’m fucked”, I think. I’ve been driving for 10 years and this is the first time I got pulled over. I didn’t know what to do and panicked a little. Pulled into a rest area which was right there off the freeway (I know, I was supposed to pull over to the side of the road but idk what went through my mind) and waited. My hands were sweating as I reached for my registration and insurance card. I was watching the officer walking slowly towards my car and it seemed like an eternity.