Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect those who were sexually unsatisfied and horny. Skip to the **** Break **** if you don’t want the backstory.
It started off innocently enough, after a few amazing successes on the subreddit I decided to make my own post on randomactsofmuffdive to see if anyone was interested in meeting up for a long fun dive. That’s when Steph messaged me for the first time.
Thinking about what a fun time I’d had a few months before out in Colorado, I mentioned in the post the idea of diving in the backseat of my car. Sadly the battle horse Forester with is ample back seat had met its end, and I replaced it with a monstrously unreasonable but wonderfully visceral V8. It’s back seat is near nonexistent but those kind of logistics are things to worry about later.
The idea of some discreet car play is what caught Steph‘s eye.