Her first new cock in 13 years [MF]

Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect those who were sexually unsatisfied and horny. Skip to the **** Break **** if you don’t want the backstory.

It started off innocently enough, after a few amazing successes on the subreddit I decided to make my own post on randomactsofmuffdive to see if anyone was interested in meeting up for a long fun dive. That’s when Steph messaged me for the first time.

Thinking about what a fun time I’d had a few months before out in Colorado, I mentioned in the post the idea of diving in the backseat of my car. Sadly the battle horse Forester with is ample back seat had met its end, and I replaced it with a monstrously unreasonable but wonderfully visceral V8. It’s back seat is near nonexistent but those kind of logistics are things to worry about later.

The idea of some discreet car play is what caught Steph‘s eye.

Dr. Blue Balls or: How I learned to start worrying where my cock is pointed and hate facials. [M][F]

No this story doesn’t involve friendly fire from a threesome, but it does involve a self inflicted mistake from building up a bit too much tension and I thought it might make for a sensible chuckle here.

Years back I was having an on / off fling with a friend’s girlfriend’s younger sister J. She was gorgeous, petite with long dark brown hair and an insatiable sex drive that would always leave me drained. Beautifully full breasts that were a perfect fit to her frame and lips that savored taking my thick shaft all the way down to the hilt. It was a slow burn before we finally gave into our mutual attraction but that’s a longer story for another time.

I was working in Europe full time and flying back to the US for the holidays to visit my parents. NY was the destination and JFK was preferred airport because Swiss Air flew direct from Geneva, and when you flew Swiss you always got a piece of chocolate before disembarking.

Broadway Boogie Woogie [MF]

“It would be a lot better if you were here to fuck me 😥”

I was still rolling around in bed at 10 am, my Saturday had been off to a remarkably slow start but E’s message had just given it quite the jumpstart. Her beckoning need was in reply to a message I’d sent her a week ago. It caught me off guard and my cock immediately swelled at the thought. I pulled the comforter off my now throbbing member and sent her a picture back.

“Oh my god. I desperately need you right now… Seriously when the fuck are you back in NYC?”

We’d started chatting months earlier, our conversations had been a bit sporadic but slowly building up to that moment of unshackled craving. E loved to tease me with pictures showing off how pronounced her cameltoe was in her many sets of workout leggings. I normally don’t reach out to Reddit followers but her profile stood out with a simple bio “5’5 / 115lbs / Asian. Petite and peachy looking for praise and fun. #NYC” I took that as an invitation to say hello, after all Philly is only a short drive from New York and I often found myself up there for meetings or just to visit friends.

Mile high suckle and dive [MF] [Long]

I made this account a few years ago before embarking on a cross country trip to visit friends on the west coast. I’d dabbled in the NSFW side of Reddit before without any luck but figured it was worth giving this place another shot, and oooof what a good decision that turned out to be. SP was my first successful meetup here and while there’s been many others since this was a night that won’t soon be forgotten. In large part due to a new kink she helped turn me onto.

The unmistakable chime from Kik rang out in my car. “Damn” I thought, it was getting late and I knew it was her. I was still stuck halfway to nowhere in western Kansas and was a good 4 hours out from Denver. I’d just finished up a surprisingly good burger from a place that hadn’t known the feeling of a fresh cost of paint, I knew I had to fly. I looked down at my phone “So when are you getting in?“ “Soon, just a few hours out” I replied. I fired up the car, headed west, and floored it.

I bleached her tight pussy after she followed me on Reddit [Long] [MF]

The sun was just beginning to set as the lights came alive across the skyline I was slowly approaching. I’d sent E a message when I got on the ferry, it was only supposed to be an 8 min ride but it felt like an eternity as the deep ache inside of me kept getting worse. I knew who was waiting on the other side of the Hudson and my blood was on fire knowing I was finally going to meet her in person.

I wasn’t expecting to be up in the city that day, in fact that Saturday had started off remarkably slow. I was still rolling around in bed at 10 am when I got the message “It would be a lot better if you were here to fuck me 😥” That was in reply to a message I’d sent her a week ago. It caught me off guard and my cock immediately swelled at the thought. I pulled the comforter off my now throbbing erection and sent her a picture back.

“Oh my god. I desperately need you right now… Seriously when the fuck are you back in NYC?”

Broadway Boogie-Woogie with a splash of race play [MF]

The sun was just beginning to set as the lights came alive across the skyline I was slowly approaching. I’d sent E a message when I got on the ferry, it was only supposed to be an 8 min ride but it felt like an eternity as the deep ache inside of me kept getting worse. I knew who was waiting on the other side of the Hudson and my blood was on fire knowing I was finally going to meet her in person.

I wasn’t expecting to be up in the city that day, in fact that Saturday had started off remarkably slow. I was still rolling around in bed at 10 am when I got the message “It would be a lot better if you were here to fuck me 😥” That was in reply to a message I’d sent her a week ago. It caught me off guard and my cock immediately swelled at the thought. I pulled the comforter off my now throbbing erection and sent her a picture back.

“Oh my god. I desperately need you right now… Seriously when the fuck are you back in NYC?”