This One Time… At Sex Camp… [MF]

Hello friends. I’m a total aspie spazz who wasn’t getting laid much, but instead of becoming a whiny incel bitch I discovered a week-long Kink & BDSM camping trip event and bought myself a ticket. Here’s wuh happun…

**— Intro —**

This event was held at a private camp site in a secluded, removed area impossible for “vanillas” to spy on or even get near accidentally. Names and locations will obviously not be provided and individuals will be referred to with nicknames.

This was a full blown professional camp ground. There was a main lodge, a kitchen and meal hall, a pool, and (most graciously) public restrooms with toilets and showers. There were basketball courts repurposed with metal frames for doing rope play and other suspension stuff. One area of the camp grounds had a collection of pole marquee tents outfitted with carpeted floors and several open futons and tantra chairs; these were the *sex tents.* Tote bins of laundered bed sheets sat alongside supply tables stocked with condoms and lube. Find a hottie, take an open bed, throw on some fresh linens, and have fun! Or just take an empty seat and watch politely. There was always at least one couple in the throes of pleasure at this complex. It was a voyeur’s paradise.