In between serious relationships, I was a pretty serious slut on the apps. While I was looking for a lovely woman to be a partner, I was also quite open to short-term, no-strings-attached adventure if that’s where the vibe went. This is the story of the shortest-term, no-strings-attached-est hookup I had.
I live in a city that happens to be a hub for various outdoor activities and also bachelor/bachelorette parties, so people tend to come through either as travelers or transients. And you also get a lot of dating app tourist women, sampling the wares of this notorious city but not actually interested to meet up. I got a different vibe when I matched with (let’s call her) Jenny, a blond, 34 year old Aussie chick who looked more like 31, and whose profile hinted that she lived somewhere in Central America.
Jenny’s profile painted her as an outdoorsy, active type – a natural, no-makeup looking face with a nice smile and eyes, a climber’s body, lithe, but strong, virtually no boobs, and just enough of an ass to grab onto (but not much more). She seemed fun, interesting. We talked about Australia where I have some family, and she let me know she was leaving in a few days but would be glad to grab a drink. My limited experience with Aussie women has been very positive, so I figured it was worth a gamble.