Hello, I wrote my first XXX screenplay this morning. I hope you enjoy.
**Sweet Jesus:**
The Greatest Story Ever Filmed
Joseph and Mary are banging it out in a tavern room of the Classical era. Various ancient artifacts are in the room to give a sense of time and place. They are still partially clothed in appropriate attire. A donkey stands in the corner of the room.
Immediately we zoom into Joseph balls deep in Mary’s cornhole. He goes at it for a few minutes then flips her and sticks it in her cooch and finishes.
MARY: “Goddamnit Joseph, you were supposed to finish in my ass! We don’t need a baby right now. Why do guys keep doing this to me?!?.”
JOSEPH: “Sorry, Mary – I just like the way it feels…”.
Camera zooms in on Mary’s cream-pie.
JOSEPH: “Waiiiit a minute…what guys?!”
Cut to an extreme close-up on the donkey’s face with eyes cartoonishly bulging out.
Screen goes black with big white text and startling sound – 9 MONTHS LATER.