Author: toss_your_salad19

Accidentally had the best orgasm of my life [MF]

Was in “Does your mother know” in SF about 18 months ago and I saw an elecrostim /vibe wand toy called “volt” by cal exotics.

I got one. We used it a lot for double penitration. It became the most frequent flyer of a large pile of toys. Please note that the manufacturer says not to put it up your butt. I guess we’re bad.

You can have either electrostim 1 to 5, or 1 of 8 different vibe settings or both.

We did a lot of vibe, or vibe and electrostim, but it was rare that we did just electrostim

Bought a second one to have one in each hole, or we’d each have one in our butts while we 69, or we’d have both have them in while we one of us was giving the other head.

I’ve fucked her several times with it vibing my butt to great effect. I personally find something vibrating in my ass can be distracting, so it’s not super regular.

Recently I’ve been toughening up the old butthole, and I can stuff one in without prep. Read more »

Get an ejaculating dildo they said. it will be fun, they said…[MF] pegging

I’ve recently broken open my previously tight butthole with the help of a bunch of cool toys.

I’ve been pegged for years, but i always had to open my ass slowly. Now, I can just pop in relatively large toys. My butthole stretching yogic practice has paid off!

On a recent trip to “Does your mother know” in the Castro, we bought an ejeculating dragon dildo. It’s awesome. We used it on her pussy a few times(epic), but our goal was for her to peg me with it and fill my ass with her hot cum.

We got high, I washed out my ass, but apparently forced some water up past the second sphincter (user error) and I tried to put the dragon dick up my ass without the bulb or the syringe on the end of the tube.

It’s a good thing we were in the bathroom. The minute the dragon dick head got to my asshole, a thin trickle of slightly shitty water dribbled through the ejaculating dildo tube and onto the floor.

Of course, we just about died laughing.

There should be simpsons style warning “may cause anal leakage” Read more »

My Spanking Saga [MF]

I’m dating a lady who happened to be my first 38 years ago.

We are back together now and making up for lost time by exploring a wide range of fucked up sex.

I took her to a club recently and honestly we didn’t really vibe with the people there, just based on age. I did end up spanking her with an open hand while she was tied to a cross. She responded pretty dramatically and I bought a couple of spankers that leave sweet marks.

I’ve spanked plenty of ass before, but this girl is super into it. I kept pushing limits and not finding them. I’d leave her pale skin all marked with overlapping hearts to the point that it looked like scales.

I’m not naturally that dominant, but I love to please. I knew this girl loved getting her ass beaten, so I got into it. It’s really added a dimension to our sex life that I have not experienced so deeply before. Read more »

My(53m) girl (50f)and i make an amazing discovery with the Magic wand. [MF][kink][anal][madness] [the white whale]

My girl was upset friday night when we talked.  We are both early 50s, fit, and total horndogs. Sex lasts until the wee hours usually, and there isnt much room for anything but sex in our relationship. She’d never played with toys before we met (2 years ago) but was like a fish in water.  I left my cordless magic wand behind one night and I eventually had to make a birthday gift of it, since she wasn’t giving it up.

She suggested we cancel our standing Saturday sexmas celebration.  We didn’t, but it came up.

Saturday when I arrived we just started snuggling and talking about her hard week.  Snuggling led to hard raw missionary in her bed, then her riding me with an anal hook in.

At some point we stopped and set up a blanket on her living room floor, surrounded by mirrors.  We ended up 69ing on the floor, with me on top.  She was forcing my hips down on herself and gagging herself with my cock.

I guess she almost came.  When we went back to piv sex she came pretty hard and pretty fast.  That made me come hard as well  Read more »

Birthday frenzy. I [m] licked ice cream out of her asshole

My gf turned 50 wednesday and we celebrated Tuesday night. I’m a slender, muscular 53 year old. 5’9″ with salt and pepper hair. She is lean and muscley, and about 5’8″ we are both flexible, and sometimes sex can trend toward the acrobatic.

I arrived before her and clipped a 3 foot line from the hardpoint over her bed. I laid out her harness, cuffs, collar and blindfold. I put her cake in the fridge.

She was super excited and happy to see the cake, and all the gear laid out.

We decided to play for a bit before we got to the cake part.

We usually fuck first, but this time I made her put the gear first.

She was surprised and a bit resistant.

Once her cuffs, harness and collar were on, I clipped her chest harness and arms to the bottom of the 3ft line, then clipped her feet together.

she couldn’t move at all and had to be kneeling on her bed with her arms on her chest to avoid hanging on the line. Read more »

Pent up demand results in explosive sexual exploration. [MF]

I’m Male, 52, muscular, slender.

I fetishize sexual growth. I met women, date them for a few years and change their perceptions of sex/relationships. They always seem to use the tools I provide to move on in positive relationship directions.

My last student was a babe in the woods 5 years ago after her divorce. I took her to her first festival, her first sex club, had her first threesomes and so many more firsts. She’s a proud slut and kinkster now.

I never fall into routine. It’s more like I learn how to pleasure a lady, then use those individual things to build a language, then write poetry.

My current student is a tall, slim, muscular, with no boobs but amazing nips that can make her come. She is about to be 50.

She likes to be told what to do, especially because she has always been rewarded with pleasure for it.

I’ve seen her for 15 months. She was a babe in the woods when we met, and had not sex in 4 years. Generally poor relationships with men in the past including her marriage. She’s certainly never had someone dedicated to pleasing. Read more »