Alright. As I am typing this exact sentence, I’m on my bed, with my headphones on… listening to my woman get eaten and pounded by a friend of mine.
I introduced my friend (nerdy-looking Chinese guy. He’ll be a Jessie this go-around) to my woman (you can browse our profile for some of my girlfriend’s posts and pictures. Let’s go with Bubbles) a few months ago. We had a great night with lots of friends and alcohol and ended the night bringing a nearly-wasted Jessie home. Throughout the night, he kept dropping lines like, “Hey, man, you’re so fucking lucky to snag a girl like her.” Bubbles, having been beside me most of the night, picks up on the cues and she and I share a short but knowing look.
A few days later, Bubbles tells me Jessie added her on Facebook and has started to talk to her. I tell her it’s highly unlikely anything will come from that. This stokes the flames of her womanly pride and decides to prove me wrong.