Let me start off by saying I’m not attractive, this doesn’t happen to guys like me. I’m six and a half feet y’all leaning more towards fat than dad bod. I’m a nurse and have been for the past 8 years. I’m 30 years old. In that time I’ve had my fair share of flirty patients. But, this woman takes the cake.
I came into work Saturday night expecting my usual sequence of vomiting patients, diarrhea covered rooms, and repeated requests for medications. What I found was an empty facility except for one patient and one tech. Junie (fake name obviously) is 10 years my senior and a stunning woman. She just turned forty a few days before coming in. She presented with alcohol and benzodiazepine dependence. I’d be surprised if she is taller than 5’2” and more than 100lbs. She has an ample chest, sharp features, and brilliantly natural blonde hair. She’s a runner so her legs and ass are tight and toned. It would be impossible to call her anything besides beautiful. But, today I call her patient.