So one time on uni camp there was this chick (let's call her Nikala) that had only been at the campus for two weeks and I had the milnes for her and she had the milnes for me. Nikala was flirting with all of me and my mates at the start of the camp though. On the 3rd day, she had these skins and showed off her perfect ass. I couldn't resist, and whipped out my absolute shitbox of a Samsung. I pretended to check the EPL fixture, but I was actually taking a photo. But the shitbox made a clicking sound as i took the photo. She was a bit pissed, but she'd already downed a couple of alcoholic OAKs and so was a bit turned on by it. So she invited and a few of her friends into her tent to play Chinese Whispers and UNO. My mates didn't play because they were getting stoned on grass in MY tent. Once I realised this I bolted away from the game to get my mates out of my tent and told them to go get stoned elsewhere. Once I came back to Nikala's tent, I realised that everyone except her had left. She was all over me like a cheap suit and we got down to business. I started fingerblasting her cooter for a bit while she played with my Big Johnson. This went on for a couple of minutes before one of the biggest shit cunts in my class, let's call him E. Johns, randomly came into the tent as was pitching a tent next to me and needed some pegs. I told him to GTFO and hit him in the nuggets with a cricket bat. He went down like a sack of potatoes and then all the girls gathered around him as he lay on the ground for ages. Nikala decided to check to see if he had any dick bruising and then she decided to suck his bruised balls. Then they walked off to this old haunted looking homestead and no one saw them for a couple of hours.