Tinderella [MF]

I’ve been a long time reader here and I decided to share a magical experience I had last night.

Preface to say I hate tinder and I only swipe when I’m extra drunk, lonely, horny or bored. Well I had a rough week so I spent some late hours swiping with no real expectations or desire to actually meet anyone. Just for validation I suppose.

So I matched with 4 or 5 dudes of varying interest levels and swapped a few simple messages. One guy, we’ll call him Tony, caught me with his message and he had some neat looking tattoos so I responded:

Tony: “Because you are cute, and your red hair is sexy…”

Me: “Thanks! You look like a lot of fun!”

Tony: “You’re right. I am fun. You should spend some time with me. I think you look like pure fun…”

Me: “What kind of time?”

Tony: “The kind where we hang out and drink and enjoy life, and the kind where we sleep with each other from time to time.”