Author: tinderbrad

Following my drama of moving out, I am now back living in the suburbs with my parents at 28 years old. I’m so grown up. Nethertheless, this creates huge logistical problems for hooking up. If things are going well, saying ‘Hey fancy coming back to mine? It’s only an hour train ride and youll have to be quiet so not to wake my mum?’ will make any girl dry up more than the Sahara desert in a flash. Worse still, all the girls I’m seeing also live with their parents. It’s time to get creative, or rather Google ‘Where are the best toilets in London to have sex in?’

So it happened, there are websites dedicated to this. Evidently I’m not the only one to have faced such problems. And there was one very good suggestion on there- the Shard. For the non European amongst us who may not know about the Shard, it’s the tallest building in the UK. Doing a girl from behind in the toilets whilst having a skyline view of London sounds right up my street. Read more »

4 days on from shockingly yet unsurprisingly coming home empty handed from a date that explicitly said she was dtf it’s time for my next tinder adventure. Last time I had a bad feeling even though it seemed so certain. This time I had a really good feeling- it seemed so certain but this girl had been more subtle about it saying she likes to be cheeky etc. I was fully expecting this date to be about getting with a girl that’s much older than me, something I’ve always wanted to do (what guy hasn’t had that fantasy). I’ve been with girls a few years older than me, but at 38 she has a full decade on me. Now a few years ago I had the chance to get with a 40 year old but truth is whilst I want to get with an older woman to tick it off as another thing off the list, I still want to keep standards so they still have to be attractive and not wrinkled up and on the shelf. Read more »