My bachelorette party started great. Some drinks, dinner, then went to a club to go dancing. My girlfriends really threw a great party. On the dance floor my friend Liz was hilarious. She picked the two nerdiest guys and actually jerked them off on the dance floor. I have no idea if they came, but they certainly were happy all night with her playing with their little pricks. Everyone was just happy and funny. They had me in a stupid tiara with a sash that said bride. Although I felt like an ass in that get up, the attention and flattery from the boys was actually quite nice.
Around 1AM we left back to go to Liz’s house. All the girls came back, except Jen. Bitch. (Totally kidding Jen is awesome!!)We started drinking more and maybe 15 minutes passed and the doorbell rang. I knew what was happening.
Strippers.
3 male strippers.
I still remember 2 of their stage names and they were hilarious…all plays on words, but I don’t want to give it away as, who knows, they may still be working or someone will read this and be like…I was at that party.