Author: tiedandtormented

I [F] blew a guy to fix my boiler

I saw on here a few months ago that someone posted on Fetlife for a kink-friendly joiner, for work in exchange of a blow job. I loved the story and often rub myself to sleep thinking about it.

A few weeks ago and I keep smelling rotten eggs when running hot water. A quick Google suggests it’s the valves in the boiler; as handy a girl as I am, I don’t want to be messing around with my heating system on the brink of winter.

I put a post on Fetlife, only to have to removed. I scoured the site for a few evenings searching for a heating engineer that would give a “kink price” for a service.

Eventually I turned to my call girl friend for help. Turns out she has a builder as a regular client, who she fucks for free for a hefty discount on her extension. And he knows a heating engineer.

Result.

I didn’t think much else of it.

Until he was was stood at my door. This morning. Read more »

I went to a music [F]estival and fucked a guy so I could stay in his tent.

I posted this before on an old account – I’m back after a Reddit hiatus so here it is in a bit more detail.

My band were booked to play at a festival. I play bass for them (and drums in another).

A last minute booking, I didn’t have time to get myself sorted with accommodation so I just turned up. See what happens.

We sound checked in the afternoon, the last band to do so. The crowd was gathering and stirring. I stood on stage in my dress and wellington boots. Bass strapped in around me. Tuned up. Fingers exercised. Waiting for the drummer to count us in.

Some guy leaning, against one of the posts that made the mainframe for the teepee tent we were playing in, caught my eye.

His eyes met mine. And stayed that way.

“2-3-4”

And we were in. I tickled the strings and slid my fingers up the neck to the appropriate fret. Head moshing.

A few minutes later, the song ending. I look up instinctively.

Eyes.

His eyes meet mine again. Read more »