[MF] The absolutegreatest whore I ever had-PART 7- I pound her against the door until he has no choice but to watch. First cuckhold experience.

I wind up helping her move back into the apartment, and it doesn’t take long for me to find myself at his closed bedroom door telling him to help and be a man. I say that we can be adults and he can not make this girl do all the work. He doesn’t even reply… I go one more time and say if this door is closed by the time we are done I’m gonna rest while she sucks my cock then fuck her thru it.

We finish and she is trying to act stuck up still but can’t resist… she sucks my cock as I sit on a box and once I’m hard I rip off her clothes and ask her if she missed daddy… she tells me that she misses me always. I grab her and slam her into the door and tell her loud as fuck that she will always be mine so he can here.

I spread her legs and rub her wet pussy and ask her if she’s ready… she moans yes daddy till I give her what she craves.

[MF] The absolute greatest whore I ever had-PART 6- BirdDog does tricks for treats, and I become a dog owner.

Our friend group ruptured as Kelly moved in with Steve, and Kylie essentially started living with me. We fucked constantly, and quickly formed an extremely dominant/submissive relationship. I discovered a ton of what I liked quick, and she absolutely quit slutting for months and was 100% mine.

We discovered we liked an audience, and Hannah would watch us a bunch. We also discovered I liked sharing her as much as she liked being shared, when Steve and Kelly came over one night. Kelly liked being shared too.

Eventually I had one of the bro’s need a place to live, and I didn’t give him free reign with her, but if I was there then we could both use her and she absolutely loved it.

One night we were all drunk, and she found a box of old dog treats in my cupboard. I had a dog when I first got the place, and forgot they were there… she opened the box reached in and ate one while sitting Legs crossed on my kitchen counter… then another and another… my buddy shouted bird dog! And we all laughed, but wound up turning it into a whole thing.

[MF] The absolute greatest whore I ever had part 1

So I have been writing a lot of stories about the various weird, wacky, and tacky sexual experiences I’ve had in my life. There’s a ton to choose from, and some of the better ones all came from one girl. She was absolutely a whore, absolutely So I have been writing a lot of stories about the various weird, wacky, and tacky sexual experiences I’ve had in my life. There’s a ton to choose from, and some of the better ones all came from one girl. She was absolutely a whore, absolutely sexy, and absolutely fun as fuck. To this day, I wind up sleeping with her every time I see her… despite the fact that she’s gained hella weight, is a raging alcoholic, has a husband, and a kid. For sake of anonymity I’m gonna call her Kylie.

I was 19 the first time I met Kylie was at this restaurant/bar in town that was notorious for two things… absolutely dirt cheap drinks, and serving minors. My buddy James brought her with him. He always talked about her, and was the type to love every girl he barely talked to. I had seen her comment on things on Facebook and shit, and knew she was attractive… but the girl that he showed up with was fucking sexy. Like dirty sexy. She had on some trashy vintage tee with her nipples out, and cut off shorts that barely covered half of her ass… long legs and blonde hair to bring it all together.

[MF] POF is always good for a weird fuck here and there.

I usually run POF and tinder and all that shit…. and POF is always where I find myself finding the super goofballs. I like to cast a wide net tho so goofballs get the dick too.

This particular POF encounter, came from a super innocent looking blonde girl who presented herself as anything but a little freak. After talking on and off all day while I was at work, about an hour before I got off she asked if I wanted to come over when I got off?

I said possibly and asked what she wanted to do? She then explained that she would leave the door unlocked and be naked on the bed with her head over the edge so I could use her throat like a whore… whoa slut alright I’ll bite.

Get the address and say I wanna go shower first then I’ll be there… she says no shower… yuck but alright. Get to place.. little cute apartment complex… I walk in and take off shoes and call out. She says back here sir! And I walk thru her totally neat and nice little apartment. Get to back room and it’s definitely the girl.. cept her face is upside down, and she’s lost her clothes and gained a leash and a collar… I undress and am rock hard cause this weird shit rules.

[MF] met a girl, then matched her on tinder, and fucked her in nothing but workboots all in the same day.

Saw someone post a tinder story so it made me feel like typing one up.

Had a female friend come to my shop with a girl I never met named Christine. I was in the middle of something I couldn’t just drop… they were giggling being girls, and when I finally did have time to say hi my friend was in my office chair, and her friend was sitting on my desk. Chatted a bit and they left.

Wound up working more then took a break and decided to swipe some hoes… handful of swipes in I see Christine and her main picture is her leaning on my desk showing off her insane ass. Swipe. Match. “Nice picture”, “wanna take some more” “you know where my shop is”.

About 15 minutes later a car pulls up and in comes Christine… she tells me that she doesn’t have a bunch of time, and pulls her top strait off. Oh shit here we go… I pull off my shirt and she starts undoing my pants and asking if I’m hard… not fully lady. Pants stuck on boots… she unties and gets them off, and then says put your boots back on. Weird but okay? She squats and goes strait to town to get me hard.

[MF] The tinder girl, and later her roommate.

I met a girl off tinder one night at a bar, proceeded to go extra hard, and woke up naked in her bed. I asked her when I woke up if we had sex since I’m a tool and couldn’t remember shit… she said well we tried, but you were hammered and couldn’t get hard. Then she told me I told her to suck me off to get me hard, and as she was I started snoring and was completely out.

I felt like the biggest fucking idiot on earth, and asked what part of town we were in… and if my car was still at the bar. We were far as fuck from the bar and my car was definitely still there…. I got up to dress and walk to my car and made my apologies. She told me she would take me, and that she wasn’t even mad.

When I went out to smoke, there was a girl standing in the kitchen and she gave me the most evil look one can give. I tried to be friendly and say hi but she just kept scowling so I kept moving. I was sitting smoking when she came out and asked if I was ready.

[MF] Got essentially raped by a girl at a party once, and then almost got beat up cause of it weeks later.

I accidentally got too drunk one night at a house party and wound up crashing in a random bed… I woke up to a girl that was extremely unattractive riding me, freaked out about it, and she wound up taking off after we yelled at eachother and she tried to justify her actions.

I live in a small town and didn’t recognize her so I figured maybe I would get lucky and not see her again.

Flash forward a few weeks and it’s my 20th birthday. Me and some friends are party hopping and wind up in this house that’s absolutely packed and crazy. I’m standing in the kitchen when this absolutely fucking massive black dude rushes me and corners me.

He’s going off about how I raped his sister and this and that…. I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about and I’m claiming innocence and asking who tf his sister even is. One of his buddies tells him that “she’s leaving bro” and he literally drags my ass thru the house and out front to show me who his sister is.

[MF] Don’t fuck the crazy neighbor girl.

When I was 20 I had a neighbor chick I wound up fucking a few times. She wound up being insane, like I kept having weird little things to missing, and eventually I had a friend staying at my place while I was out of town who caught her sneaking in thru my window. I have two stories about her that are pretty funny tho… they’re the first, and last time I hooked up with her.

Even how I met her was weird. I had a mail slot I found a piece of paper in one day that had a girls name with a number, and a heart. I was sleeping around a ton then and had no clue who it was. Wound up texting it and found out quick.

The first time I honestly didn’t want to hook up with her. She was super cute… petite and in good shape, she just had that crazy that you can totally sense. I didn’t want that action that close to home base. Anyways me and 2 buddies were drinking at my apartment, and we’re out front. She came over and then invited us to her place.

[MF] That time I fucked my buddies sister when I was drunk…. then again the next morning.

Another true story that’s kinda funny.

Me and one of my close buddies use to drink pretty heavy in our early 20s. When I was 22 we were drinking one night and his older sister came over to hang out. I would get drunk and consider fucking her from time to time. She had great tits that were always half out, but her face not so great.

Me and my buddy were the type to drink till like 4am, but his sister decided she needed to crash. The way my house was at that time there was a hallway with 2 doors on the left that were both bedrooms. One a guest room, and one my bedroom. I told her to take the first door on the left and go sleep in the room with 2 twin beds in it.

It’s finally time for me to go to bed and I’m hammered. My bed is a King so I go in, don’t even turn on the light, strip naked and get into bed. I’m just falling asleep when I feel the bed move and so I roll over and all I see is her big mess of curly hair.

[MF] That one time I got punched in the naked dick by a crazy lady.

This story is absolutely true, and absolutely ridiculous.

I think the most awful random hookup I had occurred about 2 years back. I had broke up with a girl I’d been with for about 6 months one morning, and proceeded to go on my way and hook up with a few women to get my mind off the whole situation.

I slept with a girl that I met on tinder in the early afternoon, and almost immediately after this girl I used to party with got ahold of me on FB and wanted to hang out. I wound up picking her up and getting a room at a shitty motel 6 cause my ex was at our apartment.

Girl is sexy, but batshit insane. In the middle of casual conversation she decides to go completely rogue and go for my zipper. She winds up wrestling my pants off and gets my cock out, and it hits me that I didn’t even take a shower after the girl I had just left when she hit me up.