I 19[M] at the time fucked my 18[F] cousin before church.

So first off there are going to be people who say this didn’t happen or that it is disgusting.

This did happen but I am changing some of the details out of concern. Also it was over 20 years ago so I frankly don’t remember every detail. I am also leaving things out.

I am adopted so she isn’t really my cousin and I didn’t grow up with her. Even if she was an actual cousin she would be so far removed that I couldn’t even tell you what type of cousin she is. A random hookup between two icelandic locals would probably be more closely related.

This side of my family lived 2,000 plus miles aways from me so I rarely ever saw them. In my later teens I started going there for a week or two during the summer which is how I met this particular cousin. Let’s call her L.

This was a very tiny town far up north. The Canadian border was less than an hour away. There really wasn’t anything for people to do except well drink, smoke, hunt/fish, bowl and have sex.

I 28[M] at the time now 41 got a blowjob from a F customer to get her a better deal on a car.

I am 41 now and this happened either late winter or early spring so I might have actually been 29.

I got reminded about this when talking to an old buddy from my car business days. He had a similar story but turned down the young woman’s offer.

This is long and I like some setup with backstory so skip to the

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For actual sex.

It was a Saturday and I was on the floor of the dealership I had starting working at the year before. They had laid off nearly everyone right before the end of the year so there was tons of empty offices.

I took the advantage to upgrade my office and took one of the larger ones at the lower level of the dealership.

A very slender and tall young woman walks in. I am the first salesperson she sees so we start talking. She is a graduating senior that just turned 21 and needs her first real car as she is starting a job in May.

The time I drank breast [m]ilk [f]rom a woman at a bar and never got her name

So this happened relatively recently. I had gone to visit family out if state and by day three I needed to get out of that house.

I told them I was going out to see a movie or something. I am 39 kids are on the youngish side and we live very far away from the rest of my family. They were .ore than happy to have the kids there and I needed a break from my extended family.

I did have every intention of going to a movie but was planning to stop and have a beer first

I went to the local bar, new place that wasn’t there when I lived in the area, and they were having a poker night. The bar was empty but every other table was full of people playing poker and the bartender was MIA. I was about to leave when she comes back apologizing for being stuck waiting tables. I say no problem and order a Yengling as their beer selection was fairly sparse.

I gave her cash and planned to have one beer than head to the movie. I figured I would check out another bar afterwards as this place just wasn’t doing anything.

[M]y most intense hookup in college [F]

Back in college about 20 years ago I am dating this girl and had been for a while. She is ok a bit neurotic and the sex is acceptable if a bit vanilla.

Things have been going down hill for a while we have broken up and gotten back together a couple of times but this feels like the end. We go in another ‘break’ sort of it’s weird. I am frustrated and school isn’t going great. My roommate says we have to go out this weekend and have a real blowout to clear our heads.

Luckily My roommate and I get invited to a party by a girl a year younger than me who I have known for a couple of months. Serious sexual tension here but we have never gone out drinking together. Lets call her Nat.

We all meet at her place and a big group of us head over to the party in a couple of cars.

We get to the party and one of Nat’s girlfriends runs into an ex who is bad news. Nat tells me she has to get her friend out of here. This whole blowout weekend is already going downhill.