Episode 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/38w3wk/met_a_very_cute_fellow_redditor_yesterday/
After 2 weeks of failed starts (i.e. Anna took a cab to my place but the cab driver was full of fail and dropped her half a mile away, across a freeway, at 2am), we finally met again last night.
I really enjoyed our text conversations, though at this point we were still more benefits than friends. I don’t usually feel this way about girls, but I couldn’t wait to fuck her again. This was probably a combination of failed meetups, previous Redditor comments about our chemistry, and fantasizing about her amazing blowjobs.
Unfortunately, Anna seemed a little sexually hesitant. I wasn’t sure if she disliked the fwb arrangement, was teasing me, or found some steady guy. We planned to meet up, get some dinner, watch a movie. I decided to go in full of hope and empty on expectations.
We had some amazingly delicious hole-in-the-wall Chinese food and beer, then headed over to her place to watch Shutter Island. I can’t help but feel bad for DiCaprio every time I see him in a movie. He’s a great actor. But he must have seriously pissed off a powerful Hollywood figure—I can’t imagine a fate far worse for an actor than to have Oscars dangle right above his head, perpetually just out of his grasping fingers.