So I’m getting back out there now that I have my 2nd covid shot and the online dating is actually hopping right now. Tons of people are lonely and ready to try something new I guess.
So I matched with this avg looking girl, Hannah. She was a little weird but cute enough so I invited her over for dinner after a few days of chatting.
We have dinner and watch a movie and she’s just like super nervous. I’m feeling a little awkward here because I don’t usually just invite people over on a first date. All of a sudden she just blurts out “can I suck your dick”
Completely taken aback I just say sure and she pulls it out and starts giving me just the worst attempted blowjob I’ve ever had. But it’s been like 8 months so it’s still working for me.
After a few minutes I jokingly ask if it’s been a while and if she’s rusty. She just gets all red and says well I’m a Virgin and haven’t ever done it before.
So I apologize and ask if she wants to do more.