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Wednesdays Suck. [MF]

Warning: This story contains consensual but very rough hate sex.

My wife, Clara, 35F, and me, 39M both work in healthcare. We both have intellectually fascinating work and love it but truly hate the administrative nightmare that it is becoming. We try not to take it out on people, but sometimes, too many people start taking care of the chart and biopsying the wallet and not the patient.

One of my co-workers, Alyssa, is a 42 year old bureaucratic Excel jockey of the worst kind. Both a juggernaut and incompetent, she openly brags that she has gotten to her position by nepotism and her looks.

And I have to spend a significant part of every Wednesday with her. The first time Clara met her, it made her uncomfortable. She kept on about how she loves working with me and even went so far as to say that we have “good working chemistry” TO MY WIFE. Clara asked me if I thought Alyssa was attracted to me. I thought she was which is why we always met in the meeting room with the full panel windows. Alyssa is 5’3”, with a tight body almost certainly from a very good tummy tuck, obviously fake tits, expensive fake red hair, a subtly plastic face and fake lips. She’s really attractive… if you’re into that sort of thing. Read more »

The Sexiest Whisper [MF]

My [39M] wife, Clara [35F], and I spent the holiday season much as we usually do, between home and various parties hosted by our friends and work. Most are casual, but every year, her friend Diana throws a proper soirée at a community center and it’s usually a week or so before Christmas. Everyone knows the date a month in advance because you’re supposed to go all out. Dress to the nines, break out the nice jewelry, and plan to drink top shelf all night at the open bar with fancy finger foods to help sop it all up.

Well this year Clara had surprised me with an advent calendar full of sexy gifts. But today, the 16th, the calendar just said, “you’ll know it when you hear it.”

Well the whole day passed and I tried to read sex into the most mundane things Clara said like “take out the trash” and “can you vacuum the carpet.” Those were, regrettably, just chores.

I was getting, well, antsy, because we were going to a VERY fancy party, and we always stayed late… because everyone stayed late. Read more »

Advent-urous Calendar Part 4 [MF] 12/18: Forgive me, Lord, for I am Sinning

My wife, Clara (35F) has been treating me [39M] to an incredible Advent Calendar of Naughty Fun. I’ve been writing the stories here and the fun continues. I simply can’t write them all fast enough, so I’m going to skip ahead, but I’m going to write out all the days titles and the general idea, you can let me know which ones you want to hear more about in the comments and I’ll write those out first. Skip down to get to today’s story:

12/1: [I Blow Under Mistletoe](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zknn9c/adventurous_calendar_mf/)

12/2: [Fornicate in Firelight](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zknn9c/adventurous_calendar_mf/) (on same post as 12/1)

12/3: [Frost my Cupcakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zo0dvh/adventurous_calendar_part_2_mf/)

12/4: [Lazy Morning Sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zo7vp5/adventurous_calendar_part_3_lazy_morning_sex_mf/)

12/5: My Favorite Ornaments – Breast play, Ball Play and Surfing

12/6: Unwrap your Present – Lingerie, Posing, Unique positions

12/7: Santa’s Secret – Getting jerked off while watching a movie with friends

12/8: Order in, Eat Out – Mutual oral sex, a race to orgasm.

12/9: Stocking Stuffer – Clara takes household items in her holes

12/10: In the Broom Closet – I get a sexy visitor at work (hospital sex)

12/11: Sabbath Sex – Bondage in the Basement after Church Read more »

Advent-urous Calendar Part 3: Lazy Morning Sex [MF]

Clara (35) and my (39) sexy Advent calendar adventures continued. I was totally addled that I was probably going to get laid by my wife for 25 days straight and this wasn’t even my actual Christmas present. Last nights Advent-ure had us fucking around the kitchen until the wee hours of the morning as we furiously baked cupcakes for our neighborhoods annual fundraising drive. We passed out on the couch mostly naked together, our kitchen smelling like a bake shop and a sex dungeon.

As I awoke, my eyes traced Clara’s naked body, still vaguely covered in my flour handprints on her hips, tits and neck.

She stirred as well as my hand absentmindedly traced her body over her breasts. She looked up at me sleepily and smiled her hand drifting to my cock, clearly remembering as I was the messy fun of the night before.

“Mmmm, you really enjoyed baking cupcakes, huh?” She purred softly. “Mmhmm” I growled back at her. “Me too” came the sleepy response as she closed her eyes and continued stroking my self-rising shaft. Read more »

Advent-urous Calendar Part 2 [MF]

My wife Clara (35F) gave me(39M) a sexy advent calendar this year. Day 1 and 2 were amazing and they just kept getting better.

Day 3: Frost my Cupcakes

Clara and I started baking marathon for our annual neighborhood charity fundraiser. It’s quite the affair because we bake tons of cupcakes in one evening using our double ovens and ninja. It’s always a late night project because we start late and always at the last minute.

I didn’t realize Clara had other plans. We got our first batch in and she was in my arms kissing me furiously. She really only has to kiss me to get me fully erect. I hear whispered in my ear, “let’s fuck between batches.” It’s not one minute before she’s pants off splayed on the dining table, pussy lubed up with a spoonful of coconut oil from the kitchen, Guiding my cock into that sweet honey hole. Read more »

Advent-urous Calendar [MF]

Those of you who follow me by now know my (39M) wife, Clara (35F now, happy belated birthday, love) is deliciously depraved in bed. I try to earn every bit of the emotional, spiritual and physical affection she shows me and the work I put in everywhere else in the house pays off in the bedroom, so to speak.

But this year, I must have been on the the fucking angels list because *this year* Christmas came quickly and is coming often.

And by Christmas I mean me.

Now we’re not Christian, not by a long shot. But we’re certainly thankful for Jesus being born if you’re into that sort of thing because as you’ll see, Catholic traditions are often quite useful for more… Pagan activities.

For the past few years we’ve put up the tree on the first of the month and after decorating it, our first presents to each other are Advent Calendars with little gifts. I did a Sephora one for her last year and she did a Sake one for me the year before that. Well this year I had gotten a promotion with a *hefty* pay raise and so I got her a jewelry Advent Calendar that has a small piece of jewelry in each little box. Nothing crazy fancy but definitely nicer the closer you got to Christmas. And it was kind of sizeable. She loved the first gift which was a pair of cheap earrings she had seen a few months back and never got around to buying. Read more »

[MF] Training My Wife’s Mouth

I might be in love with my (39M) wife’s (34F) ass but I am absolutely obsessed with getting head. I never quite understood what it was about blowjobs and cumming on a woman’s face that was so hot until I got my first blowjob in college. It wasn’t some pumping some pussy buried under clothes or coating a pair of tits smashed into oblivion by a sports bra. Nope. What turned me on was knowing that not two hours ago, those same lips were wrapped around my cock and that same smile flashing in full view at everyone else was drenched in my cum.

I became only more obsessed when I met my wife. You see, she’s not only gorgeous with perfect blond locks, seductive eyes, a pointed nose and pouty lips, everything in between her ears is amazing, too. She’s the most considerate and loving spouse, a consummate friend to others and, of course, has a PhD because life isn’t fair. I’ve gotten head from others before, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can top the exquisite pleasures received from a woman you love who uses that incredible head of hers for something so base as performing oral sex. Read more »

The Anal Project [MF]

Some guys are breast bourgeoise. Some prefer pussy. I am an ass aficionado. There’s absolutely a perfect ass out there for everyone, and I’m convinced that we were given the ability for original thought because asses were meant to be fucked just like pussies and throats.

And yet we live in a prudish society that grooms men and women to think that anal play is not just taboo but disgusting.

I feel blessed to be at the vanguard of an Anal Renaissance where the anus is again being recognized for the incredible source of pleasure it can be.

I won’t lie. My (39M) wife’s (34F) ass is one of those perfect specimens. Generous yet firm without excess. Pleasingly catches your eye. The kind that makes you realize why yoga pants were invented, but not distracting (unless she’s grinding it again your body). Enough to have it squeeze through your fingers when you grab it but with a confident bounce when spanked or twerked. Deep enough to eat a thong yet self-spreading when she arches her back. And of course an absolutely perfect pale sunburst of an anus with the most gentle radial folds sporting a fast high amplitude pucker and oh so satisfyingly slow release. Read more »

[MF] Couples Boudoir Goes for More

Last year, my (39M) wife (34F) and I went to do a couples boudoir shoot for our anniversary. Our photographer was a well known boudoir artist in the area and apparently super professional and amazing at making even lumpy people like me look great in photos. Well there was no question that my wife would look amazing. She’s 5’6” dirty blonde with a forever youthful face with full B cups a god-sent ass that looks amazing in anything and nothing.

While I wasn’t surprised my wife had a hair and make up appointment, I didn’t realize the professional photogs get makeup and hair done for male models too. That was a trip but… huh. I liked how I looked too!

We had prefilled out a survey independently of what kind of themes we wanted in our shoot and the photographer (let’s call her Deja) promised we’d each get something we liked. Read more »