Twofer (M/F, anal, long)

Quick warning, this is really long. It’s real life and real life has a lot of build up, or at least mine does. I hope you can stick through it all because I think it’s got a great payoff. :)

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A little backstory for those interested. My wife has a ton of health problems to the point that we’ve gone so far as to find me an escort to fuck, and we’ve attempted to set up craigslist hookups to try and satiate my libido. None of those forays have ever panned out for various reasons, but somehow I’ve always managed to stay sane because when we finally do have sex it’s usually pretty spectacular.

Typically the problem of infrequent sexxing is due to my wife’s varied, colorful and sucktacular health issues, but our latest dry spell was 100% me.

For no apparent reason, over the course of this last year my sex drive went from 100 to 0. It was almost as if my libido was killed, quickly and silently by an anti-sex-ninja.