Everyone uses tinder. It’s the 21st century’s way of finding a hook up. The weekly cock. Daily dick. Monthly pussy. Etc. For me personally, tinder never seemed to have any luck for. From the first day I got it, I had MAYBE 10 matches in a 5 month span. So I deleted the app, never to be found again. A little bit about me, I’m 6’ wasian guy, freshman in college at Chabot Community. A friend of my convinced me 2 days ago to delete my tinder account completely and recreate it. So fuck it!! I did exactly that. In the next 24 hours I had 12 matches with very little changes. All handy and dandy, some conversations flowing and others not. And then she came along, we’ll call her, Sam. Sam is a little Brazilian girl, standing roughly 5’ 2”, with, not gonna lie, a bit of chunk to her. Although her profile didn’t make that apparent, our NSFW conversations about me getting blowed was good enough to lower my standards.