Author: ThrowawayCoupleMF

[MF] Collection of our gonewild moments gone bad. [Short]

Little known fact about your typical post in this subreddit. For every story of success and happy endings, there are numerous tales of moments that got ruined, took a turn for the worse or ended fits of laughter.  Chelsea and I have libraries worth of more hot stories but an equal amount of moments where we can laugh at our misfortunes. This is our collection of short stories and moments that failed to meet the “That’s Hot!” quota.  Hope you get a few laughs and facepalms at our expense.

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I love my awkward wife more than anything, but she has this uncanny ability to say and do the wrong thing at the worst possible moment.  One particularly inconvenient moment happened early on in our relationship. She was going down on me in one of our recovery phases but she was still horny. I was flaccid and sprawled out half on and half off the bed with Chelsea on her knees between my legs.  My eyes were closed and mentally zoned out, just enjoying the moment and reliving the previous 20 minutes. Chelsea is doing her thing and I suddenly feel her stop. Her lips were squeezing my soft shaft flat so that it was pressed out wide in her mouth.  It was a weird sensation, neither hurting or feeling all that good.  I open my eyes and look down to see her staring back at me.  Perfectly still, she manages to grin with my limp cock still pressed flat in her lips.  She releases it with a pop, “Look, I’m Rufus!” referring to my dog while the cock in her mouth was attempting to mimic his tongue. She beamed a smile then giggled, soon returning to what she was doing.   Read more »

[MFF] – My Repressed Catholic Girlfriend, her best friend and a sex game

I’ve written multiple stories about my girlfriend (now wife) so if you need more context and background, see any of my other posts in this subreddit. To recap the main points; Chelsea was raised in an ultra-strict household, typical hellion rebellious teenager, she remained a virgin in the front for years by partaking in anal sex among other things by her college boyfriend. She had a competition show-horse where she worked at the stables to help pay for the rent and feed. Had a best friend in a fellow co-worker at the stables named Lynsi. They were inseparable and whom she confided her darkest secrets with and vice-versa. Her friend had to get another job out of town and eventually they grew apart because of life but mostly it was the psycho boyfriend Lynsi started seeing. That’s the short-short version. Read more »

[MFF] My repressed Catholic girlfriend and my Ex-FWB had a 3-some

I had been dating my girlfriend for a little over two years and Chelsea was in this phase where she wanted to check off things on her bucket-list before we tied the knot. I was uncomfortable with the idea of a threesome from the start but she talked me into it eventually. Sharing my girl with another guy woke the caveman instinct within me, so inviting another guy into this was out. Chelsea was excited our first time was a female, mostly because it was actually happening over the sex of the partner. Things took a turn when choosing a lover that fit “us”. It was proving to be harder than we thought. We tried forums, fet-life, on-line ads and local college bars with little luck.

Things were looking bleak as we hit our 2-month mark of searching when Chelsea asked, “What about your ex Amy?”. Amy and I were never a couple and we didn’t date. We were FWB and agreed to end things mutually when I met Chelsea. I had mentioned that Amy was the one most open to new ideas from my past lovers and I found her contact via email (number had deleted from my phone) and it took her a while to reply. I wasn’t exactly sure how to bring up the topic of a threesome with her so we danced around the subject for a while. When I did, Amy was leery but kept talking. Read more »

How it almost ended with[M]y sexually repressed Catholic girl[F]riend. Backstory [anal/spanking]

Fair warning, this is a different type of story from the normal /r/gonewildstories submissions. I chose to go with more backstory in this one because of the significance and meaning that led up our sexy moment. If it’s not your thing, more power to you and sorry for the long text. To the rest of you, I hope you enjoy. My wife and I love this moment.

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I came from a semi-religious background. My faith was part of my upbringing and I got to choose to go to church rather than be forced too. In contrast, Chelsea’s parents were the ultra-strict, mass attending followers who maintained firm discipline and a perfect public image. Father always wore a suit + tie, Mother wore neck high blouses and a tight bun with not a hair out of place. Her childhood followed the strict and authoritative doctrine of the Catholic church, hell bent on shame and guilt to keep the congregation subdued and cowed. Naturally their only daughter turned into the rebellious teenager. She disobeyed her parents, smoked behind the school bleachers and did the opposite of everything she was told to do, just out of spite. Read more »

Repressed Catholic girls are the best! Story of [M]y wi[F]e and our first weekend alone together.

[Reposted because it was removed]

Chelsea is the living embodiment of the Catholic School girl stereotype. I’ve wrote about our encounters on several occasions in the past but I’ll quickly recap. I want to be clear, ***she was over 18*** when she started to experiment, have a boyfriend, act out on all her years of repression. But like the stereotype suggests, she snuck around, lied to her parents, smoked behind the bleachers. She even had a second pair of clothes in her bag so that she could change after school. After she graduated, she remained a “*virgin*” by giving regular blowjobs and having anal sex with her b/f because it was a religious loophole. You name the repressed fetish, she pretty much had it. Because of her ultra-religious family and strict adherence to proper etiquette in society, Chelsea wore a “good girl” mask nearly 24/7 all throughout college and continued it when dating me. Read more »

Be[F]ore I [M]arried my Catholic School girl, we had an epic First time Overnight weekend.

Last night’s hot experience with my wife inspired me to write about another gonewild moment between us. I’ve wrote about our encounters on several occasions but I’ll quickly recap. Chelsea is the living embodiment of the Catholic School girl stereotype. Grew up in a repressed home, spanked constantly as a child all the way to HS (and grew to love it as a fetish). Remained a “virgin” all through her teenage years by giving regular blowjobs and having anal sex with her b/f. You name the repressed fetish, she pretty much had it. Because of her ultra-religious family and strict adherence to proper etiquette in society, Chelsea wore a “good girl” mask nearly 24/7. It was when she was alone and with me, did she finally get to show her true self. Read more »

Just happened [MF] How our cloud backup turned a “Caught” moment into something GoneWild

All this started just a few days ago from a post I made. A fellow redditor helped me to discover a treasure trove of backed-up nudes and hardcore selfies my wife and I had backed up on our Google Photos accounts. An section neither of us accessed or gave much thought too.

Long story short, hundreds of saved memes, stored cell-phone photos, personal videos and randomly downloaded images long since deleted from our phones all survived up in the cloud. Dozens of NSFW naughty pics and videos that Chelsea and I took of each other were rediscovered in a nightmare scenario come true. All perfectly preserved. Turns out, we had “Auto-back up” checked on our devices when wi-fi was connected. We are not technologically inclined people, I had no idea the stuff we deleted on the phone was still backed up somewhere. As a couple dedicated on keeping our bedroom life private and a pure innocent public persona, we dodged a bullet, Or so we thought. I cringed knowing how many times we hand over our devices to our nieces and nephews so they can play games. One [Google Photos] click away from an epic disaster. Read more »

[Part 2] The Catholic Schoolgirl shtick was real [MF] [Long-er]

Thanks for the overwhelming support for my first story. I didn’t think I would be writing a part two this soon if it wasn’t for your words of encouragement. **[Part 1 can be found here](https://redd.it/b3c760)** in case you want a full background

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After our epic first night together, I saw Chelsea blossom into the world of sexuality untethered. Where she had hidden her deepest desires while with her ex, only letting a little bit of her repression at a time. She was now free to unleash the beast with me every chance she got. The security of having my own place plus my constant encouragement that her sexual desires didn’t repulse me like she believed they would. Every confession, no matter how deprived only got encouragement and joy from me. I respected her wishes to never talk about our bedroom acts outside of the designated safe zones. She saw my effort and trust grew in and out of the bedroom. Our public life was normal and healthy for a budding couple, but years of sneaking and hiding her sexual lifestyle from everyone made it difficult to have anything “normal” in the bedroom. Normal healthy sex was literally a foreign concept to her. How others experienced it and described sex to her, simply didn’t compute. Her subconscious Freudian ‘id’ could only translate these acts to something she was familiar with. What was familiar to her? Shame and humiliation. They had both been a cornerstone of her Catholic upbringing so it’s not that hard to understand how twisting their meaning can have adverse effects. In fact, another verb for ‘twisting’ something, is to ‘pervert’ it. Yup, the wires of her mind had been crossed along ago and it was her brain that perverted out a new way to process the concept of sex. This new way of thinking worked for her. Read more »

[MF] The Catholic School girl shtick is a real thing [Long]

When I was first met Chelsea at my friends graduation party, she was alone in the corner petting the family golden retriever while browsing her cell phone. She was the daughter of a family friend, clearly looked like she didn’t belong at parties like this and it showed. Her awkward social skills weren’t helping my first impression. Thankfully, I don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Standing tall for a woman at 5’9”, she had a farmer tan with freckled skin, strawberry blonde hair with lots of sun streaks, long lanky limbs and an ass that would make any PAWG proud. More than just a bubble butt, it was an overly exaggerated apple bottom to the point of a “daaaamn”. Even sitting down, it was something that one couldn’t miss on her. It was by far the most pronounced feature on her body. Not at all proportional to her frame. Not gonna lie, it was why I took notice of her at all that evening. Read more »