The time I [M] ate a married lesbian’s ass [F] for an hour and she thanked me because her wife, a rectal surgeon…isn’t into butt stuff…

Like most guys, I was swiping right on most women on Tinder hoping to get a match. One night, I matched with a woman with only 2 images: the first was of her standing on top of a mountain with her back turned to the camera, the other was of her climbing an indoor rock wall – also with back turned. In both pics you could tell she had a nice body, but couldn’t see her face. I asked about this and she said she has a kind of high profile law firm job and can’t have her identity revealed. She even said the name on her Tinder profile isn’t her real name.

We met up at a wine bar not far from my place because I figured if I was lucky we’d go back to mine after. When I approached the bar I was immediately kind of shocked by how hot she was. Insanely fit, really beautiful. I also felt a little guilty and insecure because while I’m average looking and can come off as pretty charismatic, I immediately had that ‘she’s out of my league’ thought pop into my head – which I had to push away and just try to be charming.