I was 19 years old when I encountered one of the biggest dicks I’d ever seen. Think male porn star size. And this glorious phallus happened to belong to one of my friends, Mike (not his real name).
At the time, we waited tables at the Cheesecake Factory. That’s where I met him. And if you’ve ever been a waiter in your late teens/early twenties, you know the staff basically drinks and hooks up with each other after hours. It comes with the territory. But I didn’t look at Mike as a potential fuck buddy. He was cute but not really my type. We got along well because we were both fun, light-hearted, and gregarious. A former frat boy, he was tight with a lot of the guys I worked with, and me being a wild sophomore in college, I had my own bar-loving girl group. Basically, we ran in similar circles.
**A very pleasant surprise**