Long time lurker but finally decided to share a story that I was reminded of today! So let me start by saying I’ve been to my fair share of massage parlors in my younger days. Now that I’m on the other side of 30 and have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, the only massages I get are usually during couples massages or just a simple foot massage if it’s been a gruelling week at work. Might have been an ad I saw but can’t explain what compelled me to get a full body massage the other day and I definitely was not ready for what happened.
This place was offering a full body massage for $40 for a full hour so I said why not. I was a little worried that this might be a typical Asian rub and tug joint but once I got inside I felt a little better seeing a senior couple in the lobby, giving me the impression this was a legit massage place. So I check in and the receptionist brings me to a room where she asks me to undress and lay down. It’s been a while since I’ve had a full body massage but I’ve had been experiences where they’ve gotten oil all over my underwear so I said what the hell and opt to go commando – it’s probably going to be some unattractive old lady whatever.