Hi guys, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. This is a repost because my original got deleted by the automod because I’m dumb. This will also be my first sex story (but I’ve told this story in particular many many times irl). Names are obviously changed. This story is a mix of some of the best sex I’ve ever had and one of the funniest moments of my life. Don’t expect particularly graphic sex. If that isn’t your thing, you have been warned. During my spring semester my Junior year of college I happened sit in front of this beautiful Polish girl, we’ll call her Lia, in one of my classes. I started chatting to her about some British guy in our class with the sexiest accent I have ever heard and how I wanted him to just keep talking to me all the way to the bedroom. Yes, you read that correctly, I picked up a girl by saying I wanted to suck a dude’s dick. Guys; take notes. We started talking more and she mentioned she needed to get laid, to which I responded with a gif of Katniss from The Hunger Games saying “I volunteer as tribute.” Spoilers: it worked. We started hooking up pretty regularly for the rest of the semester, but that specific time isn’t this story. No this story takes place about two weeks later.