Back when I was 21, I was lucky enough to do a semester abroad as a foreign exchange student in a US college nestled up at the foot the Flatiron Range of the Rocky Mountains.
College life was just like the movies – the frat parties, kegstands, beerpong and a lot of blunts.
Being the horny 21 year old I was, I got straight on to Tinder to try my luck.
One Friday night I got lucky.
That afternoon, I had just finished class and ready for another evening of keystone and bong rips when I got an alert on my phone – a Tinder match.
She had dirty blonde shoulder length hair, a pretty face, slim frame and a full, perky set of tits.
Her name was Fiona, so I opened with “Have you found your Shrek yet..?”. She must have enjoyed my sense of humour because we hit off.
We messaged back and forth that evening, general flirting and testing the waters. I told her I was headed out to a bar and said goodbye and thought nothing more of it.