Setting the scene, I was one of those people who bulk followed hot girls on Instagram, and basically posted stupid puns all the time. There was one girl I had followed for years but never spoken to, so when I was dumped by a prick of an ex I thought stuff it I’ll find her Facebook and start a conversation (this was kinda before Instagram messaging was a thing).
The girl, was in early 20s. Had grown up slightly on the bigger side and was now a gym junkie, so she was very fit, about 5’8, brunette and probably B cup. In terms of a celebrity she looked like I’d would say a mix of young Kristen wiig and Marisa Tomei.
After about a day or so or chatting it got quite flirty and I suggested we hang out and watch family guy. She suggested we build a blanket fort. It was about 8pm on a Sunday when she said we should do it that night. She lives about an hour from me on the other side of town so she was probably bluffing, but I was working casually at the time so I thought stuff it, and got in the car.