Author: Throwaway00100199

I [F] fake wardrobe malfunctions on Tinder dates

I’m fairly busty and I discovered that is a lot of fun to pretend I’m having a wardrobe malfunction while dating someone from tinder. I usually do this with people who I’m not seriously interested in or when I know this is definitely the last date.

I date boys and girls alike and love to just watch their reactions. Sometimes I pretend not knowing that something is wrong with my clothes for quite a while. And sometimes I fake one of these shock moments where I’m like “Omg! I’m sooo embarrassed”. But the first is much more fun.

For example, one time I knew that half of my areola was peeking over my top. I could see everyone staring at it but nobody dared to actually say something.
Some other time I bent over in front of someone to tie the laces of my boots and I let one of my boobs fall out of my top. I could watch their shock reaction in the window right next to me and I let my boob dangle for 2 seconds before I stuffed it back in. Read more »

I [F] let a friend [M] have one of my bras.

I recently had one of these drunk conversations with a very long friend of mine about life, love and the world and everything. I know him since we were little so he is really a person I trust and that I thought I knew very well and that couldn’t surprise me anymore.

But as we talked and he told me about his heartaches, lost loves and so on, he confessed he liked big boobs. I wasn’t surprised, I already knew he liked curvy women, I had seen his exes. But no, he said, not just curvy. Huuuuge. And he made that exaggerated boob gesture with both his hands.

I’m very busty, a KK to be precise and when he said that I felt a little uneasy about where this conversation might lead. He is a great friend but I have no other interest in him than being friends.

He kept sort of overexplaining to me that he didn’t just like huge breasts, but that he had always been obsessed with them. He wasn’t gross or crude telling me this. He was almost like shy or ashamed about it. So I tried not to make him feel bad about it and just tried to listen and participate in an understanding way. Read more »