[M]et a Very [F]riendly Redditor

We met here, on Reddit. It was a random one of her posts. I commented. She messaged me back. We struck up a conversation. By sheer chance, she only lived 20 minutes away. Of all the u/‘s, in all the subs, in the entirety of Reddit, this gorgeous goddess only lived twenty minutes from me.

Twenty. Minutes.

After an all encompassing online conversation that spanned a few *weeks*, we decided to meet. (The duration of time prior to meeting was entirely my fault. My availability is way shitty.) ‘Excited’ to meet her was an understatement. She was fairly inexperienced, and very eager to meet me.

It was a Starbucks near her place. We met inside and chatted. She’s in her 20’s, I’m in my early 40’s. She was adorable in her loose leggings, t-shirt, and oversized cardigan. Hair up in a messy bun, and barely any makeup. She complained before meeting that she ‘wanted to look cute’ and that outfit was the furthest thing from it. I assured her she’d look terrific in literally anything.

And she did. She was adorable, and funny, and smart, and sexy, and let me do more talking than I’d expected to.