[MF] Fucked the hot crazy girl from my D&D group. [Long, I guess]

Hi hello. 34M here. I am quite the physical specimen. 6’1″, chubby, balding brown hair, brown eyes, thick Drew Carey glasses, thick brown beard. I’m an IT sys admin and I love fantasy and sci-fi stuff. Yes, I’m your classic “neckbeard.”

I do okay on sites like OKCupid, usually with like bookworm chicks or cat ladies, because I’m pretty charming in person somehow, but on a bit of a cold streak. Also, my old D&D group disbanded because one guy moved away, two guys don’t have time because of work/kids, and the rest kind of scattered. So I was looking for a new group when a friend of a friend invited me to join his group. I happily accepted and met Sam!

Sam is a 27M, probably about 5’6, skinny, red hair, green eyes, very hot. Immediately thought she was way too hot to be playing D&D with us basement dwellers. Sat around, got to know everybody. Sam plays a chaotic neutral rogue elf and not really sure if it’s her or “her character” but she 2edgy4me complains about every decision our group makes.