I’m sorry for being a bitch.

I rent a room in an old three-story house along with several other college students. There are only two rooms in the attic, one is mine, and the other is currently rented by a new freshman since last August. Let’s name him, Nerd. That’s what I call him anyway. He’s kind of an awkward guy and I never really respected him.

As you guys probably know, it was the Superbowl last week and we threw an insane party. Everyone got drunk and near the end of the party we decided to play Truth or Dare when there was only about 14 people left. Unfortunately, one drunk guy decided to have Nerd join in as well.

So we played Truth or Dare and the typical perverted shenanigans ensued. When it was Nerd’s turn to spin the bottle, it landed on me, and I decided to pick dare. “Oohhhh, sheeeeet!”, “Tell her to suck your dick”, “Tap that ass mothafuckaaaaa”, etc. etc. Those were just some of the comments that all the drunk clowns suggested to Nerd.

Nerd was all red and nervous and finally blurted out “I dare you to strip naked.”