My marriage has been stale recently so I decided to join Tinder. Made a “fake” profile with my face hidden and a fake age, specifically because I’ve always wanted to have fun with older women. I stated my relationship status, real age, and intentions in my bio. A few days of swiping led to nothing but a few bot/scam profiles and not much else. Until…
A lady by the name of “V” came around. Asian, fit, and 45. We hit it off right away. Turns out she is married and bored as well. We exchanged flirty texts and naughty pictures for a few days. When we finally meet, we end up in the back of a near empty movie theater with her hand down my pants stroking me off. She was ready to go right then and there. Had it not been for a family a few rows in front of us, we probably would’ve gotten much freakier.
Our work schedules made it difficult to meet up again. But when we finally did, I booked a hotel in the middle of the day and it was glorious…