Author: theschruteflute

[MF] Working At A Target In My Early 20s Provided Me More Pussy Than I Could Handle (PART TWO)

[PART ONE](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jhge8l/mf_working_at_a_target_in_my_early_20s_provided/)

After posting the original story a few days ago, people seemed to be really interested in the relationship I developed with my manager, Lauren, so this part two is dedicated to her and takes place several months after my rendezvous with Selena in my classy Chevrolet Corsica. Selena and I fucked a handful of times throughout the months, and I can share those stories if anyone is interested.

But due to the interest in Lauren, I decided to skip ahead in the timeline. So I was about to turn 21 and I had finally saved up enough money to move and start a new life in a new state, which sounds more dramatic than it was. I wasn’t running away from anything, except maybe from my own fears of becoming too comfortable in one place.

“Hey, I need to talk to you later,” I told Lauren as I passed her in the back.

“Why not now?” She stopped. There were other co-workers around, and I didn’t want to bring up my two weeks’ notice in front of everyone.

“It’s, uh, personal…” I stammered.

“What? Like you got a rash?” She laughed. Read more »

[MF] Working At A Target In My Early 20s Provided Me More Pussy Than I Could Handle

If you’re not a trust fund baby, chances are you’ve had to work a few shitty jobs in your life. Maybe you worked as waiter/waitress, a cashier at Taco Bell, or maybe you handled customer returns at a fucking Target. That’s what I did after high school. I wanted to work as much as possible, save everything I could, and move to the West Coast to chase my dreams. I’m happy to report, a few years later, my plan has worked.

But for a little over two years, I worked at Target. A Target that was three stories and attached to a mall, and this was like seven years ago, so malls were still somewhat popular. Safe to say, it was chaotic almost every single day, and I mostly worked with customer returns, which meant I would see the worst in people.

I remember this one white lady (probably late 50s, dark eyebrows with blonde hair) who walked up to the desk with two nearly empty bottles of orange juice. She claimed that they tasted “funky” and she tried to ignore it, but now she feels like it’s too much.

“Do you want to taste it?” she asked. Read more »

[MF] Texting Game Leads To Bizarre Sex With My Best Friend’s Lesbian Sister

Let me first start off by saying this is not some bullshit, “I TURNED HER STRAIGHT!” story. I do not think my dick has special powers. No one was “turned” in this story, and Amy is actually happily married to a woman now.

So about two years ago, I was visiting my hometown for a friend’s wedding. It wasn’t a close friend, but I was invited, and I knew all my old friends would be there…so why not? Plus, free drinks, free food, awkward white people dancing, what’s not to love? I spent most of the wedding night with my best friend Nathan and his sister Amy.

I’ve known Nathan for over a decade. His sister Amy is two years older than us and basically took care of him when their mother was addicted to drugs. As the title hints, Amy is a lesbian. I’m not putting her in that category, by the way. She is very vocal about it. The type that has bumper stickers on her car announcing it. She’s got a lot of tattoos, buzz cut, and is very short. If I had to compare her to a celebrity, I’d say she’s a much (MUCH) edgier version of [Emma Watson](https://images.edexlive.com/uploads/user/imagelibrary/2020/6/11/original/gettyimages-485360238.jpg). Read more »

[MFF] My Ex-Girlfriend Watches While I Fuck Her Insanely Horny (and pregnant) Best Friend (PART TWO)

[PART ONE](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jchmqx/mff_my_exgirlfriend_watches_while_i_fuck_her/)

If you haven’t read part one, you should click that link above and do it now. It’ll make part two better, at least I think. It’s like, can you imagine watching *Joe Dirt 2* without watching the original? Or better question, can you imagine watching Joe Dirt 2…at all?

Anyway, I left shortly after fucking Marissa that night. I was still buzzing when I got home, like I had just performed onstage in front of thousands of fans. I couldn’t sleep. I think I jerked off at least two times before finally catching some zzz’s at around three in the morning. I woke up a few hours later and did some work, but mostly I just checked my phone incessantly hoping to hear from Emily or Marissa.

But nothing. The whole day, I didn’t hear anything. Was Emily upset? Even though she was the one who encouraged it? Was Marissa upset? Were they now fucking each other? I had so many questions, but I didn’t want to seem too eager, so I distracted myself by going on a long walk…without my phone.

When I returned home, I checked my phone and saw I had a missed call from Emily. I called her back immediately. Read more »

[MFF] My Ex-Girlfriend Watches While I Fuck Her Insanely Horny (and pregnant) Best Friend

This happened around three years ago. My girlfriend (Emily) of nearly four years had just broken up with me. Even though the split needed to happen (we were not right for each other) it was still a tough pill to swallow. I mean, when you spend over three years with someone and even live with them…share a lease, a dog, bills…you become connected. I didn’t know what to do with myself for at least 4 or 5 months.

I had to find a new place to live, she got the dog, although I would occasionally pick him up and take him for the weekend. It was strange. I felt like one of those weekend dads. Eventually, things got easier and after several months, Emily and I were able to remain friends. We were always better as friends.

We started hanging out more and more. She had moved in with her best friend (Marissa), who happened to be pregnant at the time. I guess this is where I should tell you a little about their appearance. Emily is mixed (white dad, black mom) average height, small tits, but a near perfect ass and a beautiful face. Like one of those faces you see in cleaning commercials. Read more »

[MF] The Unfulfilled Wife Of My Boss Invites Me To The Movies And Things Get Handsy

I firmly believe that everyone has at least one “movie” experience in their life. You know, when something happens that feels like it’s too good to be true. The thing that makes you say, “Naaah, that only happens in the movies!”

Well, I think I just had my moment. I mostly work from home, but during Covid times, I got a part-time job at a small market down the street. It specializes in health food, and I’d always be in there shopping anyway, so why not work there? Little did I know, the general manager (Todd) is a huge asshole. When he hired me on, he was pleasant enough. I think he may have even smiled, but after my first week there, it was clear he had two moods: Pleasant Todd and Asshole Todd.

There are probably only 10-15 total employees, and they all pretty much talk shit behind his back. I think he knows this, which probably makes him lash out even more. Anyway, you don’t give a fuck about Todd. Read more »