Author: TheNewPronographer

The time I [30M] ruined a trophy wife [MF]

One of the people I’ve been seeing flaked on plans last-minute, so I decided to reminisce. Hope you enjoy.

Vicky was a lot of things. Boring was never one of them.

She caught my eye on Tinder. Slutty lewds and married to boot. We matched and chatted. They were newly open and she wanted to explore.

We met for drinks. Swapped stories. I learned she had her own personal glow-up during quarantine and wanted more attention than she had been getting. This was her first Tinder date, ever. She tried to play it cool.

We met twice more. Conversations got increasingly flirty. She showed me lewds she took for her husband. I told her about my slutty adventures. She was getting curious.

I met her husband. Took her on a drive. We kissed. It had been over half a decade since her last first kiss (she was a good kisser). She started to lose control. Read more »

My (28) night with a punkrock dreamgirl (21) [FM]

I’ve been laid up recovering from a cold and going through a bit of a dry spell lately, so figured I’d write up a few memorable sexual experiences I’ve had over the years.

For context: I am not exactly what most consider to be conventionally attractive. Fat, schlubby, bespectacled, and hirsute. Most people assume I work in tech. And yet, over the years I’ve managed to (somehow) have some truly mind-blowing sexual experiences with people who are way out of my league. I chalk it up to generally being kind, unassuming, and actually being able to keep up a conversation.

So this story starts at the beginning of 2020, right before the pandemic hit. I matched with someone on a dating site who definitely caught my eye – think half punk, half Parisian waif in look and style. We started talking and hit it off pretty well. I was initially a little hesitant because she was 7 years younger than me, still in college, but our chemistry was undeniable and frankly, she was gorgeous.

Thin and tall, with short cropped hair, sharp features, striking green eyes and (as I would later learn) beautiful perky b-cup breasts with pierced nipples and an ass that was the perfect blend of toned and shapely. Read more »