Hey everyone,
Long time-reader of this reddit, but first-time poster! Have been meaning to type up this story for a long time and was getting a bit horny thinking about it earlier today so thought “fuck it, it’s about time!”
This story is 100% true, just the names and places have been tweaked slightly! Apologies – the story is quite long but hopefully it’s worth reading!
So first of all, there’s a little bit of background – if you can’t be arsed with this, skip forward a few paras! My name is “Jimmy” and I grew up in a small, fairly rural northern English town, going off to a pretty decent Uni not too far from home, heading back home to do a few menial jobs after graduating before moving to London. Down south, I had a great time, made good friends and was even seeing a girl for a decent length of time but after two and a bit years, we broke up and although I’d saved up a bit of money, it was nigh-on impossible to do any decent saving with the ridiculous rent prices – add in to the fact that progression in my work place was pretty much blocked by people being satisfied in their roles!