Author: TheIvoryFox

[f] thinking of anal for the first time made me leave a family dinner to cum in the bathroom

I mean. Title says it all. But I’ve thinking about doing anal for the first time, and to be honest it’s because I found this genre of porn called “when it goes in” and I think some people call it “agony” porn.

Basically it is all about the expression of the girl who is having a sexual experience. Which… when I’m having sex I don’t focus on the view of the penetration, I focus on the face and the eyes. I love porn that’s authentic and real.

So… I’ve been watching a lot of it, and just got obsessed with the idea of filming that genre and the idea of popping my anal cherry on with that video is irresistible. So I’ve watched dozens of these videos now, and I’m sitting at the dinner table, family all around (july 4th coming up and all that) and I just here dinner laughs and silverware hitting when everything sorta fades… almost like it went silent. And I could just hear moaning.

I fucking swear I’m sitting there everyone is talking but I am just playing moans through my head and I caught myself scooting to the edge of my chair and feeling that corner and just grinding a little on it going straight through my leggings. Read more »

I puked while giving a blowjob [fm]

First off I have an incredibly sensitive gag reflex, I’m talking 3 inches in here. But I was working out the other week, and I just got into this crazy workout flow. I don’t sweat much, but it’s been humid where I live and I stupidly wore yoga pants. I was SOAKED. Butt sweat is real folks, even for little ginger girls like myself.

I was stretching wallowing in my success, full of endorphins when my friend texted that they were there. A pleasant surprise. I grab my stuff, walk outside, and there he is in his SUV. Sunny day, and in his hand is a god damn milkshake. Heaven. You ever worked out hard and hydrated, there ain’t nothing like a chocolate shake.

I hop in the car, grab my shake, and can just kinda tell this is a booty call… but. I down the shake cause I’m a monster. We are chatting a bit in the parking lot watching people walk in and out of the gym. I like to judge butts (no matter the gender). Anyways, I end up feeling his pants while a girl is walking in to the gym and he and I are joking about she has no need to keep going. He is maybe 10% hard. Read more »

[f] I masturbated to the fellowship of the ring

About two months ago decided to watch lord of the rings (extended). I was smoking a joint with my roomie, watching Aragorn smoke his pipe giving Frodo the smolder eyes from across the room. Now I had started smoking the joint initially because of my roomie joking about being able to blow smoke that looks like a sailing ship (Gandalf and Bilbo). But man… idk if I was high, well I definitely was toasted, but I swear Aragorn was looking at me. Now I’m not old (19), but I’m not 13 so I thought I had control of my body. Wrong.

I sat there watching Sam and Frodo chatting, I watched Frodo slip and the ring fall on him, and when Aragorn gasped I gasped. I was wet. Fucking wet. Watching lord of the rings. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah… No biggie I though. I side eyed my roomie, she was scarfing down popcorn about as fast as I wanted to scarf down Aragorn. I turn back to the tv and there he is! Man handling Frodo, asking if he is afraid “you should be” sploosh. I got up.

“Want me to pause?”

“Nah! Seen it a thousand times.” Read more »

[fm] I was deep in a cave when I first let a guy cum in me

I’m in day 4 or something having COVID so excuse my fever dream delirium, but to be honest this is how I write anyways. I think. Anyways. While coughing and tossing and turning, and somehow horny but dying, I remembered a tryst. Now! You may not know me, so just know I’ve only been with two boys my whole 19 years. And even then not very much… but the latter of them… well. He was something.

He took me on a date. I live in the northwest and there are these caves, called the Ape Caves (look them up! Really quite cool! Idk why they call them ape caves? But anyways they are long, dark, dank, oddly beautiful caves underneath a dense Washington forest.

Now I probably shouldn’t have followed a boy I barely knew into the caves, especially since x-files, stranger things, and my favorite murder have taught me this is a big no no…. But what the heck, he had a cute butt (omg I could have died…. Wtf dude). He was wearing some adventure pants that tapered down his legs, and some nice puffy jacket but.. The point is the pants. Slightly stretchy, rip stop… we descended into these caves both wearing head lamps. Read more »

[FM] I think I give perfect blowjobs

Ok. Ok, slow down. Don’t come here to judge, come here (in my mouth).

Now I’m not experienced, only have a few years of anything resembling sexual experience. Only recently been delving into the carnal pleasures 👀 but since the beginning of my exploration I’ve had an intense oral fixation. I love kissing, I love the feeling of a tongue inside my mouth, across my own tongue, I even love feeling a guys teeth on my tongue. Having a cock is a complete other lever.

It is not as mobile as a tongue, but the texture is unbeatable… well let me just explain my current process:

While your mouth is moist…hopefully salivating knowing you are about to taste precum, make sure that if you were to open your mouth you can feel saliva dripping from the roof of your mouth onto your tongue. Don’t swallow. Don’t swish. You want it smooth, wet, and warm. Now (fuck this is making me salivate just writing it) the dick should be soft when you first start. This is actually more for the giver rather than the receiver. Read more »