I don’t have a lot of friends. Honestly. I can count my friends on one deformed hand that only has three fingers, so I try my best to keep them in my life. For example, I’d never risk a losing a friend by fucking his 19-year-old sister on the family couch late at night while watching a shitty Hallmark Christmas movie. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!
Oh wait, it did. Last week, I was visiting an old friend from high school. We are both 26-years-old now, with jobs and we live in different cities, so we don’t see each other much. We were both in our hometown last week, and since his family is wealthy, we usually hang out at their home. We drink, play pool and chat. This friend, we’ll call him Trevor because I feel like all rich people are named Trevor, has a little sister named Trevorina. She’s 19 and was home from college. It was the first time I had seen her in three years. I don’t even have her added on Facebook, so when I say I haven’t seen her in three years, I mean it.